Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

26 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1487

Quote #1657

"Kindness is the noblest weapon to conquer with." - Thomas Fuller read more..

26 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2953

Magician's School

I went to Magician's School but flunked the final exam. They were all trick questions.... read more..

26 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2204

How To Lie to a Bathroom Scale

1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner...as well as in the morning, without clothes, before breakfast, because it's nice to see how much weight you've lost overnight. 2. Never weigh yourself read more..

26 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3315

Cub Reporter

The newspaper editor was instructing the cub reporter in important details of his calling. "Never state as a fact anything you are not absolutely sure about," said the editor. "To avoid putting the ... read more..

25 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1404

One-liner #1210

If you say "GULLIBLE" slowly it sounds like "ORANGES."... read more..

23 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1109

Cybersalt News - July 23, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my message from last week is up on the Westside Bible Church site. Some people think that prosperity is a sign of faithfulness - even going so far as to sa... read more..

23 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1086

Aspiration Instead of Admiration

Let us respond to examples of faith with aspiration - not admiration. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170723.mp3{/audio} read more..

22 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1580

4 min read

The Amazing Wonder of A.G.E.

I have just celebrated my recent birthday. By now, it is getting to be old business for me. Just another day of the year to celebrate something, which just happens to be my birthday. I believe that i... read more..

22 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1485

One-liner #1209

Choose a degree in something you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life, because that field probably isn't hiring.... read more..

22 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1685

Quote #1656

"Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you." - St. Augustine read more..

22 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3871

Insect Pun

The summer band class was just getting under way when a large insect flew into the room. The sixth-graders, eager to play their shiny new instruments, tried to ignore the buzzing intruder, but eventu... read more..

22 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

702

Parenting Angst

I was leaving for a two-day conference, and my seven-year-old daughter, Katherine, was becoming overly clinging and teary. I was mystified at her emotional reaction until I heard her say to my husban... read more..

22 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3728

Grandpa Cut Up

Many years ago, a grandfather bought a hobby horse by mail order as a birthday present for his granddaughter. The toy arrived in 189 pieces. The instructions said that it could be put together in an ... read more..

20 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1236

Cybersalt News - July 20, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is no new page on the Cybersalt site today, but since it's summer in the Northern Hemisphere (don't worry southerners, it's on the way back) here's a classic "alread read more..

19 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5030

Veterinary Taxidermist

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the n... read more..

19 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

2606

Quote #1655

"Don't underestimate what God is doing in your season of waiting." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

19 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1603

One-liner #1208

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

14753

Cruise Pun

Men, if you went on a cruise ship during your summer vacation and you met a woman and fell in love, here's some advice my wise old Uncle Waldo once told me: "There's a 50/50 chance that someday you'l... read more..

19 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1181

Military First Impressions

My youngest brother Tony had just completed Army basic training and was on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. I am an Army National Guard pilot, and my other brother is my crew chief. Sinc... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4068

12 Reasons to Buy a New Car

1. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.2. Instead of an airbag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.3. You lose the stop-light challenge to a 14-year read more..

Faithful People are not Necessarily Prosperous People

16 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1021

Faithful People are not Necessarily Prosperous People

People who are examples of faith are not necessarily prosperous people. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170716.mp3{/audio} read more..

16 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1093

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. Sometimes the best examples of people who have faith are those we would cons... read more..

15 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1615

4 min read

Go Ahead, Call Me If You Dare

I don’t think it was in the mind of Dr. Bell when he invented the telephone for people like me to be harassed by people who are only after my money. Don't get me wrong here. The telephone has been a g... read more..

15 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

2878

Operation Hope

The surgeons say they might be able to fix my mangled hands: Fingers crossed!... read more..

15 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1652

Quote #1654

"What is it about your own miserable works and doings that you think you could please God more than the sacrifice of His own Son?" - Martin Luther read more..

15 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4972

Cub Reporter Miss

Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of speeches. At a banquet the first evening, he noticed some reporters in the audience. Because he wanted ... read more..

15 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

984

Prayer Drawl

A quotation from an invocation delivered by Rev. J. McCoy opening a prayer meeting in Georgia Camp Meeting. "Oh Lawd, give thy servant dis mawning de eyes of de eagle, and de wisdom of the owl, conne... read more..