Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

12 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3610

Candle Help

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer h... read more..

12 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

2025

Party Increase

The price of balloons is going up. They blame it on inflation.... read more..

12 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

553

Parenting Again

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom... read more..

12 Jul

Clean Jokes

5275

I'm Dead

A husband and wife, both getting on in years, are in bed one morning. He takes her hand, and she says, "Don't touch me." He says, "Why not?" She answers, " Because I'm dead." Husband says, "What a... read more..

11 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1375

One-liner #1206

One-liner Advice: You should get in on the ground floor before the program gets off the ground.... read more..

Faith is also for Those Outside of the Faith

09 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

990

Faith is also for Those Outside of the Faith

Rahab is an example of faith and a reminder that faith is also for those outside of the faith. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170709.mp3{/audio} read more..

09 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1074

Cybersalt News - July 9, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! The recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. Sometimes the life of faith requires obedience to do something that seems ri... read more..

08 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1828

Standard Difficulty

Poorly folded flags: Worst Furled Problems.... read more..

08 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1445

Quote #1652

"The key to mining is digging. The key to prayer is praying." - Adam Stadtmiller read more..

08 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1606

4 min read

Did I Just Blow My Cover?

This month I celebrate another birthday. At my age, I cannot remember exactly which one but that does not really matter. The number of the birthday, in my point of view, does not influence the celebra... read more..

08 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1262

Conversational Prayer

In line at the bookstore, I couldn't help noticing the two bestsellers the person in front of me was prepared to purchase: "Conversations With God" and "How to Argue and Win Every Time."... read more..

08 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5785

Forgive Your Enemies

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satis... read more..

08 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1470

One-liner #1205

One-liner Advice: Survival is important, but don't stake your life on it.... read more..

06 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3353

Of Course Not

Morris a young Jewish lad entered Notre Dame to play football. At the end of the season, he returned home. As luck would have it, he ran into his Rabbi at the airport. The rabbi asked, "Are th... read more..

06 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1139

Cybersalt News - July 6, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim read more..

05 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1762

Social Reflection

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.... read more..

05 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

2308

Quote #1651

"The greatest prison people live in is the fear of what other people think." - David Icke read more..

05 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3577

Chocolate Calories

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends. I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per wee... read more..

05 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2465

Attractive First Impressions

When my best friend James came home on his first Army leave, my little brother asked him what he did in the service. "I do calisthenics, shoot guns and follow orders," James replied. Walking in town... read more..

05 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1385

One-liner #1204

One-liner Advice: Don't give up hope; there's a chance the inevitable won't happen.... read more..

02 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1033

Cybersalt News - July 2, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone - and a belated happy 150th to Canada, eh! The recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. Though faith is a very personal an... read more..

02 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

978

The Divine in the Ridiculous

The people of Israel marching around the city of Jericho are an example of faith in God even when it seems ridiculous to believe. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170702.mp3{/audio} read more..

01 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1721

4 min read

I Was Just Thinking

Thinking is not my strong suit by any stretch of the imagination. Every time I start thinking, I either get a headache or get into trouble. I’m not sure which is worse, the headache or the trouble. I... read more..

01 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

4220

Denim Tribe

It makes sense for worship leaders to wear jeans. In the Bible, the musicians at the Temple were all descendants of Levi's.... read more..

01 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6038

Dead Seagull

A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" ... read more..

01 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1793

Grandma Generation Gap

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on ... read more..

01 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1590

One-liner #1203

One-liner Advice: The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W.C. Fields... read more..

28 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

2678

Quote #1650

"Be kind. You never know how many times a mom got up last night." - KitchenFunWithMy3Sons.com read more..

28 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

1470

Quote #1649

"You don't have to agree on anything to be kind to everyone." - Ann Voskamp read more..

28 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1068

Cybersalt News - June 29, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today - or is it a funny bathroom picture? You be the judge. You'll find "Transmission Sink" at:www.cybersalt.org/fu read more..

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