Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

14 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

296

One-Liner #1849

The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of coffee; this means that the average human gets 41 miles per gallon.... read more..

14 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

280

Quote #2284

"So many marriages fail because men and women today study their rights before learning about their responsibilities." - Unknown read more..

14 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3581

I was driving the other day and came up on a VW Beetle with a license plate reading 'BOBS MG'. I was able to pull up beside the car at the next light, so I said to the driver, "Hey, that's not an MG.... read more..

14 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1630

Logical Answer

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if a blind man wishes... read more..

14 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

314

The One

I went on a date the other night with a woman who works at a zoo. She's a keeper.... read more..

11 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

266

Cybersalt News - August 11, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to take a trip down memory lane (all the way back to her childhood) and go watch the Hawaii Martin Mars water bomber land at the e... read more..

10 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

307

One-Liner #1848

We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our ability to SELECT EACH IMAGE CONTAINING A BOAT.... read more..

10 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

314

Eight-legged Friend

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks, Nice guy. He's a web designer.... read more..

10 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

321

Quote #2283

"When I look at myself, I don't see how I can be saved. But when I look at Christ, I don't see how I can be lost." - Martin Luther read more..

10 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4630

Camping with Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithf... read more..

10 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1812

Consequences

Several years ago while working at the county jail (where I still work) I was locking down the inmates for the night and one man didn't want to get off the phone. After several attempts to get him to ... read more..

10 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

540

4 min read

Some Things Do Have a Purpose

One thing I have learned in life is that some things do have a purpose no matter how bad they seem at the time. They don’t seem to have any purpose when they happen, but you later discover a significa... read more..

08 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

287

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Susan and I were invited out for a dinner cruise last night. Our friends live on a boat and took us out to a small nearby island where we then anchored and enjoyed ... read more..

School Report Card Fun: Nina's Marks and Dad's Wit

07 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3549

School Report Card Fun: Nina's Marks and Dad's Wit

Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart little g... read more..

07 Aug

Susan Page

494

4 min read

Be Still My Soul

- photo by Susan PageThe journey through grief can take you through a period of growing, stretching, and learning. God weaves together a beautiful tapestry of lessons to help us through our journey to read more..

07 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

294

Quote #2282

"Live for the applause of nail-scarred hands." - Mark Batterson read more..

07 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

280

One-Liner #1847

Yesterday I was cooking dinner and my son came up to me and said, "Someday I'll work and help you with groceries, bills and house expenses..." My eyes started to tear up - my baby will be 32 next mont... read more..

07 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5349

2 min read

Casual Day

I used to work for a large company, they often did special things for us to make work a little more enjoyable. Below are a string of memos we received over the course of just over 2 months: Casual Da... read more..

07 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3482

Diamonds

Bill: It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. Doug: So what did she ask for? Bill: She said, "Oh, I don't know, just give me something with diamonds." ... read more..

07 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1769

Sentiment

I guess I must have been poking through the cards for an awful long time, lingering from one card to another, because the clerk in the Hallmark store came over and said, "Sir, is there a problem?" "Y... read more..

04 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

271

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Remember how I have been working on emptying my email inbox? Well, I just discovered that emails sent in reply to Cybersalt Digests have not been getting downloaded since ... read more..

03 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

291

Quote #2281

"When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you." - Walter Payton read more..

03 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7263

The Lord's Prayer - Sort of

A mother was teaching her young daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, the child repeated it after the mother. Then one night the child was ready to solo. The mother liste... read more..

03 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1938

Slow Down Therapy - Part 2

13. Rest on your laurels. They bring comfort whatever their size, age, or condition. 14. Talk slower. Talk less. Don't talk. Communication isn't measured by words. 15. Give yourself permission to be read more..

03 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

295

Ship Building Happens

I've been thinking about Noah's ark. It was made of gopher wood and pitched inside and out. I asked myself if the pitch was a fast-ball, a curve, a change-up or... I know they wouldn't have used a sin... read more..

03 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

311

One-Liner #1846

My son, Luke, loves how I named my kids after Star Wars characters; my daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.... read more..

01 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

285

2 min read

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to August and (if you are reading this in the PearlyGates newsletter) PearlyGates Edition number 1,000! This is a very special August 1st for a friend of Grandma C... read more..

31 Jul

Susan Page

424

3 min read

Around our Crowded Table

- photo by Susan PageRecently, I had the wonderful opportunity of attending another Momentum Choir performance. The Momentum Choir “is a collective of amazing people striving for community, joy, and h read more..

31 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2632

💃 Husband's Hilarious Dance Night Out

A husband, who is not the most outgoing guy, relents to his wife's months of nagging to take her out dancing. During the evening one guy on the dance floor is giving it large - break dancing, mo... read more..

31 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4987

Art Good News/Bad News

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentlema... read more..

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