Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

23 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1052

Cybersalt News - March 23, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like Marie Antoinette is at it again - only this time she is giving advice to winter drivers! You'll see what we mean in "Drive with Cake" at:www.cybersalt.o... read more..

22 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1564

Quote #1622

"Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent free in your head." - Unknown read more..

22 Mar

Clean Jokes

3451

Fishy Dinner

A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting a... read more..

22 Mar

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4227

Sign - Drive with Cake

Apparently, Marie Antoinette is giving driving instructions now. ... read more..

22 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3437

Faith Admired

A couple of nuns who were nursing sisters had gone out to the country to minister to an outpatient. On the way back they were a few miles from home when they ran out of gas. They were standing beside ... read more..

22 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1446

Don't Laugh

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.... read more..

22 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1470

One-liner #1175

I just wish pictures and mirrors could agree on what I actually look like.... read more..

21 Mar

Illustrations

Susan Davis

1593

Chavez Prayer

Show me the suffering of the most miserable; So I will know my people's plight. Free me to pray for others; For you are present in every person. Help me to take responsibility for my own life; So th... read more..

19 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1123

Abraham #1 - Hall of Faith

Abraham is an example of faith because he sacrificed his own comfort in response to God's call to a future of unknown blessing. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170319.mp3{/audio} read more..

19 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1119

Cybersalt News - March 19, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder recently had a drunk call him at 2:37 in the morning to ask a question about Jonah and the whale. I suppose that is one of the hazards of putting your pho... read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

2131

Quote #1621

"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches." - Unknown read more..

18 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2203

4 min read

Would You Like A Burp With That Hiccup?

Looking at the alarm clock by my bedside, it clearly read 2:37 a.m. The loud buzzing sound was not in my head after all. Who in the world could be calling me at this hour of the night? I grumbled to ... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

3885

Help Desk

A man who worked the help desk for a large company received a call one day from a co-worker who called him because she couldn't figure out why her computer wouldn't come on. So he asked her, "Did you... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1636

Amazing Product

Whiteboards ... they're remarkable.... read more..

18 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1656

How to Fast

Fast from judging others; Feast on Christ dwelling in them. Fast from apparent darkness;Feast on the reality of light. Fast from pessimism;Feast on optimism. Fast from thoughts of illness;Feast o... read more..

18 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1629

One-liner #1174

They say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry; it's been several days now ... what should I do?... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3622

Art Interpretation

Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray... read more..

16 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1014

Cybersalt News - March 16, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Ladies, do you ever think the men in your lives don't always listen closely to what you say? That might have been the story behind the newest Funny Car Picture on the Cyber... read more..

15 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2374

quote #0275

"As you slide down the Banister of Life, may the Splinters never point the wrong way." - Irish Blessing read more..

15 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1521

One-liner #1173

The only time I hit the panic button on my car keys is accidentally, and the only person who panics is me!... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4014

2 min read

From British Newspapers

1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been read more..

15 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2544

Irish Toast

A guy and a girl are having a drink together. The man raises his glass and says, "Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead!" "What's that mean?" asks the girl. "... read more..

15 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2293

An Irish Friendship Blessing

May there always be work for your hands to do; May your purse always hold a coin or two; May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of ... read more..

15 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4684

Jeep Kitchen

I said I wanted a "CHEAP" kitchen. ... read more..

15 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3532

One Question Too Far

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial--it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person m... read more..

12 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1053

Noah - Hall of Faith

Noah is an example of faith because he responded devoutly to God's personal and intimate revelation. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170312.mp3{/audio} read more..

12 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1081

Cybersalt News - March 12, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Today, Rev. James Snyder is musing about the difference between hearing and listening. You can read more in "Hearing and Listening Are Not Necessarily the Same" at:www.cybe... read more..

11 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1510

One-liner #1172

Deep thoughts of the day: when you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.... read more..

Hearing and Listening Are Not Necessarily the Same

11 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1870

4 min read

Hearing and Listening Are Not Necessarily the Same

As big as my ears are, you would think I would be able to hear everything I am listening to. I like to think I am hearing what I am listening to but I have so many illustrations that prove otherwise.... read more..

11 Mar

Clean Jokes

3661

Meeting With Teacher

Miss Smith and Little Johnny's father were having a parent teacher conference. Miss Smith said to Little Johnny's father, "Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son." Little Johnny's... read more..

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