Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

11 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1832

Brought To You by the Letter "S"

Bert: "Say, Ernie, would you like some ice-cream?" Ernie: "Sherbert."... read more..

11 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1701

Quote #1620

"The history of every temptation, and of every sin, is the same; the outward object of attraction, the inward commotion of mind, the increase and triumph of passionate desires, ending in the degrada read more..

11 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2807

And God Said "No"

I asked God to take away my pride,And God said, "No."He said it was not for Him to take away,But for me to give up. I asked God to make my handicapped child whole,And God said, "No."He said her spiri... read more..

10 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4401

Bring your work to kids day

We used to celebrate "bring your kid to work day" but thanks to the internet and telecommuting we can now celebrate "bring your work to kids day!" ... read more..

09 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1007

Cybersalt News - March 9, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Sign on the Cybersalt Site today. If you are on vacation, need a place to say, but don't care about actually falling asleep, have we got a motel recomm... read more..

08 Mar

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4887

Clown Motel

Because who wants to sleep when they check into a hotel? ... read more..

08 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3495

Diet Woes

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode y... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

2321

Night-time Discovery

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.... read more..

08 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

2149

Quote #1619

"If you will sacrifice for the sake of money, but will not sacrifice for the sake of Jesus, don't deceive yourself: money is your god." - David Guzik read more..

08 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1547

One-liner #1171

I don't run, and if you ever see me running, you should run too because something is probably chasing me.... read more..

08 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2224

Studying

There was a kid taking a Statistics Class in college (STT101). He finished his exam in half the time allotted, and the rest of the time he sat and flipped a coin. The teacher asked what he was doing ... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

3575

Smart As A Brick

While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" I asked our tour... read more..

05 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1157

Abel and Enoch - Hall of Faith

God commended Abel and Enoch for giving Him what he wanted and for walking with Him. They are examples of faith we can model our lives after. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170305.mp3{/audio} read more..

05 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1080

Cybersalt News - March 5, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is confused about daylight saving time. You can read more about that in "Where in the World Does Time Go?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/what-time-is-i... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1701

Two-Wheel Woes

"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle," he moped. read more..

04 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

2101

Quote #1618

"If you don't feel pain, you won't feel anything else." - Gillian Rose, in her unfinished Paradiso read more..

04 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1588

One-liner #1170

I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4273

Some Wacky Definitions

EGOCENTRIC: a person who believes he is everything you know you are. MAGAZINE: bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue. EMERGENCY NUMBERS: police station, fire departmen... read more..

03 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1917

4 min read

What Time is it Really?

When it comes to certain things, I am quite a bit confused. One thing has to do with time. What I want to know, what time is it? I do not know why time cannot be the same for everybody. After all, ev... read more..

03 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2011

Potluck Chips

My friend Betty is in charge of hospitality for a church planted by her son-in-law. The church is in a college area and most of the members are recent college graduates. The first year the pastor off... read more..

02 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1085

Cybersalt News - March 2, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new FunBlog Entry on the Cybersalt Site today. It shows that the good people at Boston Dynamics have probably never seen any of those movies where robots try to ... read more..

01 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4286

Boston Dynamics Robots

This video is evidence that the good folks at Boston Dynamics have apparently never seen any of the movies where technology rises up and tries to exterminate the human race. On the plus side, they are... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1704

Late Night Resolve

I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!... read more..

01 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

1904

Quote #1617

"Don’t eat till your stomach cries out. Don’t sleep till you can’t stay awake. Don’t open your mouth till it’s the truth opens it." Medieval spiritual formation - Frederick Buechner read more..

01 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

1507

One-liner #1169

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people; we haven't met yet.... read more..

01 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4029

2 min read

Bearly in the Kingdom

Once this atheist decided to take a walk in the mountains to admire all the accidents of nature. The mighty eagle soaring across the sky, the quickly moving mountain stream, the wind blowing through t... read more..

01 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2161

Worry

A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado. "What's wrong?" a woman asked. "I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said. "What? But Houlihan's the... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Jokes

4173

Don't Have Any

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small notebooks?" "Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out." The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, ... read more..

26 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1048

Olympian Life

Westside elder, Jarek Bekesza, preaches about how the olympian life applies to the Christian's life. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170226-jarek-bekesza.mp3{/audio} read more..

26 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1057

Cybersalt News - February 26, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder seems to be obsessed with time lately, but then again, time has been messing with him; especially on a recent shopping trip his wife sent him on. You can ... read more..

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