Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1116

Places Everybody!

A soul-sleep in the grave or conscious with Jesus: where do we go when we die and await the resurrection?  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170212.mp3{/audio} read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1160

Cybersalt News - February 12, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Today, on the Cybersalt Site, Rev. James Snyder is thinking about all the things there are to do and the things he is able to do.  You can read "The Strange Myth of Mu... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1594
4 min read

The Strange Myth of Multitasking

I have been pondering a delicate question this week. Why is it I can only do one thing at a time? If only I could do several things at a time, I could get more accomplished. The Gracious Mistress of ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1418

One-liner #1164

The relationship between Husband and Wife is very psychological; one is Psycho and the other is Logical - and whatever you do, don't try to figure out Who is Who.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2987

Cakes and Ale and Legalism

Here is a purported-to-be-true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day, a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5870

Valentine's Day

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1636

Quote #1612

"Our job is to love others without stopping to inquire whether or not they are worthy." - Thomas Merton read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
993

Cybersalt News - February 9, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new inspirational video on the Cybersalt Site today. If you feel overwhelmed by the need or desire to declutter or downsize your surroundings, you'll find some v... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3094

What Kind of Person

We were listening to a lecture on psychic phenomena in our Comparative Religions course. Our instructor told us about a woman who contacted police working on a missing-persons case.  "She gave e... read more..

Inspiration
Pastor Tim
2488

How I Beat the Emotional Blocks to Decluttering & Downsizing

If you ever feel overwhelmed by the need or desire to declutter or downsize your surroundings, here are some great solutions to that from Knight Designs. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2919

Quote #1611

"Worry does not take away tomorrow's troubles. It takes away today's peace." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1542

Null Armstrong

To the guy who invented "zero" ... Thanks for nothing!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1418

One-liner #1163

I just ordered a life alert bracelet so if I ever get a life I'll be notified immediately! read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2534

Great Value in Disaster

Thomas Edison's laboratory was virtually destroyed by fire in December, 1914. Although the damage exceeded $2 million, the buildings were only insured for $238,000 because they were made of concrete a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4969

Winter in Wisconsin

It's winter in WisconsinAnd the gentle breezes blow,70 miles per hourAt 52 below! Oh, how I love WisconsinWhen the snow's up to your butt.You take a breath of winter airAnd your nose is frozen shut. ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1132

Say What?

Responding with contempt to what God might be speaking into our lives is no way to live in relationship with Him.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170205.mp3{/audio} read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1729

Nice Kids

No matter how kind you are, German children are always kinder.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
997

Cybersalt News - February 5, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Walter McLauren e-mailed me on Friday wondering if I had "called in fat" last Chicken Thursday (a new one for me) because I had not sent a mailing out. As it happened, Wedn... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2339

Quote #1610

"I heard your prayer. Trust my timing." - TobyMac #SpeakLife read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2191

Secret Sin

My friend's father is a locksmith in a resort town. Once he saw a group of beach goers park near his shop and dump trash from their car on his property. As soon as they were out of sight, the locksm... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3952
2 min read

*Famous Sports Quotes*

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."--Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it tak read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1894

One-liner #1162

I saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop; he just sat there drinking his coffee ... like a psychopath.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2400

A New Day

This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3625

Pastor Comeback

A local Pastor joined a community service club, and the members thought they would have some fun with him. Under his name badge they printed "Hog Caller" as his occupation. Everyone made a big fanfar... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2306
4 min read

Why Did God Give Us Winter?

Living in Florida my idea of winter is anytime the temperature drops below 60°. At that point, I do the shiver-me-timbers dance. You don’t want to know! I have a rare disease called Coldaphobia. As f... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2907

Quote #1609

"Worship isn't an event to attend and watch. It's a lifestyle to be lived." - unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1974

Statue Correctness

When speaking to a Greek Orthodox audience, icon tact is important.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1102

Cybersalt News - January 29, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Wow, Rev. James Snyder really likes to go on about the cold!  It does serve a good purpose in his life though - that and other trials. You can read more about that in ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1477

One-liner #1161

Auto-correct can be so flippant annotating.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
763
1 min read

Legalism 3

A Rabbi was walking home from the Temple and saw one of his good friends, a pious and learned man who could usually beat the rabbi in religious arguments. The rabbi started walking faster so that he ... read more..