Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

26 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3403

Football Newbie

A guy took his girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why... read more..

26 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3233

Motherly Pride

Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years." The other woman said,... read more..

26 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3319

You Bet A Hip!

If you gather enough men together eventually they will cancel out each other's collective wisdom. Case in point,consider this episode of "You bet a hip!" ... read more..

26 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1028

Cybersalt News - January 26, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Did you know that if you get together enough men they will eventually cancel out each other's collective wisdom? Today's entry in the FunBlog is a great example. You ... read more..

25 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1535

One-liner #1160

Always keep a book with you at all times in case of an emergency; you know, like social gatherings.... read more..

25 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1522

Taking Advice

When my friends told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down.... read more..

25 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2002

Quote #1608

"Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do." - Irma Kurtz read more..

Learn, Practice, Grow - The Lord's Prayer

22 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1135

Learn, Practice, Grow - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us praying is something that can be learned and is a practice that we can grow in. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170122.mp3{/audio} read more..

22 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1114

Cybersalt News - January 22, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder has been wondering if the Russians have hacked his thermometer. He has also been thinking about how appearances can be deceiving. You can read "... read more..

21 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1645

Quote #1607

"Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will." - Suzy Kassem read more..

21 Jan

Dr. Harold McNabb

2366

3 min read

The Piano

If you visit St. Andrew’s in Victoria, you will find an upright Bell piano with a brass plaque that tells the story of how God sent a piano across the country to find a son in exile. David Vuckson co... read more..

21 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1887

4 min read

Did Someone Just Hack My Thermometer?

I do not like to complain (except on certain occasions when nobody is listening) but I am not too happy with the weather these days. I have never felt so cold before. Is it true that the older you ge... read more..

21 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1728

One-liner #1159

As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, "Dogs are easily amused;" then I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail.... read more..

21 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2496

The Deeds Undone

It isn't the thing you do, friend, it's the thing you leave undone,Which gives you the bitter heartache, at the setting of the sun:The tender words unspoken, to letter you did not write,The flowers yo... read more..

21 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4425

Diet Skipping

Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1415

Praise Pick

Between Pentecostal and Baptist worship styles, I prefer Baptist, hands down.... read more..

19 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1091

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Sometimes the way a child behaves gives clues to what they will do later in life. For an example, take today's funny picture on the Cybersalt site "Tank Kid" at:www.cybersa... read more..

18 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1746

Quote #1606

"To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you." - C.S. Lewis read more..

18 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3212

Transferred

A guy was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear. "Hey, pal, what's the matter?" said the... read more..

18 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4142

Kid Tank

Jeremy grew up, joined the armyand served in a tank division. ... read more..

18 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1754

One-liner #1158

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself!... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Jokes

4679

Battery Life

An angry motorist went back to a garage where he had purchased an expensive battery for his car just six months earlier. "Listen", the motorist grumbled to the owner of the garage, "when I bought thi... read more..

18 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2295

Moments

If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it. Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Quiet moments, worship God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God.... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1517

Mary J. Bovine

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back.... read more..

Deliver Us From Evil - The Lord's Prayer

15 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1077

Deliver Us From Evil - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to remember there is evil in our world and our need to focus on God as our deliverer from it. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170115.mp3{/audio} read more..

15 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1681

4 min read

Everything old is getting older still

A friend of mine has a saying, "I'm going to get as old as I possibly can get." From what I can tell, he has. I must agree with his sentiment. Of course, the alternative is… well you know. Another fri... read more..

15 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1051

Cybersalt News - January 15, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder has been musing and waxing eloquently about aging. He realizes, though, there is one need that never changes. You can read "Everything old... read more..

14 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2143

Simple Obedience

Today Kathryn "graduates" from Kindergarten. This morning while she was getting dressed, she insisted on wearing a skirt under her dress. I tried in vain to talk her out of it. Since she's never worn... read more..

14 Jan

Clean Jokes

3521

Blizzard Police

While driving through Buffalo after a heavy snow storm, a motorist noted a policeman, standing waist deep in snow, directing traffic. Feeling sorry for him, the motorist called out "I'm sorry you hav... read more..

14 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1933

Quote #1605

"The only way to live a truly remarkable life is not to get everyone to notice you, but to leave noticeable marks of Jesus' love everywhere you go." - Ann Voskamp read more..

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