Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

14 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1674

Filler Mix-up

#121 Um 298.7 - the element of confusion. read more..

14 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1509

One-liner #1157

My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year: only 15 to go.... read more..

12 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

995

Cybersalt News - January 12, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't now how you find coffee in your country, but this is how we do it here in Canada. You'll find "Canadian Coffee" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/canadian-coffee En... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1537

Tool Progress

The invention of the shovel was ground breaking, but it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation. You will agree however, that it was the wheel that really got things rolling.... read more..

11 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2104

Quote #1604

"My argument against God was that the universe seemed so cruel and unjust. But how had I got this idea of just and unjust? A man does not a call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight read more..

11 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3072

Dress Theft

"You admit having broken into the dress shop four times?" asked the judge. "Yes," answered the suspect. "And what did you steal?" "A dress, Your Honor," replied the subject. "One dress?" echoed th read more..

11 Jan

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4448

Canadian Coffee

Here's the Canadian way to find coffee. ... read more..

11 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1515

One-liner #1156

I hate making spelling errors on Facebook; mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.... read more..

11 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3501

Legalism 2

Two lawyers walk into a restaurant. They put their briefcases on the floor and order two coffees. They get their coffee and pull out lunches from their briefcases. "Sorry," the waitress says, "You ca... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Jokes

4265

Sorry I'm Late

Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone. In a sleepy grumpy voice I said hello. The party on the other end of the line paused for a moment before rushing breathlessly int... read more..

Lead Us Not Into Temptation - The Lord's Prayer

08 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1216

Lead Us Not Into Temptation - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to acknowledge our struggle with temptation. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170108.mp3{/audio} read more..

08 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3288

4 min read

It's déjà vu all over again

New Year's Day was filled with lots of excitement, plenty of grandchildren running around and enough food on the table to eliminate world hunger. Actually, it did eliminate my ravishing hunger, at lea... read more..

08 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1047

Cybersalt News - January 8, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is still pondering resolutions. Does it seem like you've already read that lately? If so, it's fitting you can read "It's déjà vu all over again" at:www.c... read more..

07 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1549

Quote #1603

"Rest is a weapon given to us by God. The enemy hates it because he wants you stressed and occupied." - Unknown read more..

07 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1630

One-liner #1155

The amount of sleep required by an average person is "five more minutes."... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1651

Pun versus Pater

What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke? A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father!... read more..

07 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2324

Liar Lesson

A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. "Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3542

Fishing Trip

"So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband." "Oh, everything went wrong: first he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish. Then read more..

05 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

988

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope your New Year is off to a better start than the New Management referred to in the newest funny sign on the Cybersalt site. You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-... read more..

04 Jan

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

3402

Under New Management

It looks like they are off to a rough start. ... read more..

04 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3133

He'll Get Quiet

A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room. But finally, an extra loud clatter of bott... read more..

04 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2583

Quote #1602

"I said to a man who stood at the gate of the year, 'Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown,' and he replied, 'Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of God. That read more..

04 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1596

One-liner #1154

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford; then I'll move in with them.... read more..

04 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2133

Going Back, Progress

I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when... * Decisions were made by going "Eeny-meeny-miney-mo." * Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "Do over!" * "Race issue" meant... read more..

04 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1607

Proud Pawns

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.... read more..

04 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4348

Balance

I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance . . . . she leaned over and pushed me.... read more..

01 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1116

The Divine Taxonomy of Human Beings

Humans have many different ways of classifying each other, but God divinely sees us all in the same way - with 2 sub types. We as His children should view others the same way. Listen Online: {audi... read more..

01 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1017

Cybersalt News - January 1, 2017

Sunday greetings and Happy New Year everyone! On the Cybersalt site today, Rev. James Snyder ponders resolutions and has one that will make your new year the best possible. You can read "You Know It'... read more..

You Know It's The New Year Again When ...

31 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

9382

5 min read

You Know It's The New Year Again When ...

It has been a quiet week in the parsonage, notwithstanding the lack of cooperation from Mr. Weatherman. As the thermometer dipped, I ducked inside and sought the warmth of my easy chair. Since coming... read more..

31 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1679

Quote #1601

"The heaven of heavens cannot contain Him, and yet He condescends to find a house within our hearts!" - C. H. Spurgeon read more..

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