Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

31 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2141

Bridget Schuil

In days of yore A god of war Rode out upon his filly. "I'm Thor," he cried And his horse replied "Well you forgot your thaddle, thilly."... read more..

31 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

264

Quote #2280

"It is not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy." - Unknown read more..

31 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

310

One-Liner #1845

Steve's keyboard must be broken ... he keeps hitting the escape key, but he's still at work.... read more..

31 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1850

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a snack at the restaurant, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed.... read more..

28 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

266

Cybersalt News - July 28, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are off to our youngest grandchild's first birthday party today. Time sure flies when your not the youngest anymore! Today's video share is an exa... read more..

27 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

291

Quote #2279

My grandpa once said: "Your terrible job is the dream of the unemployed. Your house is the dream of the homeless. Your smile is the dream of the depressed. Your health is the dream of the ill. Don't l... read more..

27 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

307

One-Liner #1844

How come there's enough asphalt for speedbumps, but not enough to fill potholes?... read more..

27 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4175

2 min read

Kids' Instructions for Life

Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. Matthew, Age 12 Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitc... read more..

27 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2141

Brain Problem

Scientists have finally figured out what is wrong with mankind. The problem lies in the two halves of their brains - the left and the right. The left half has nothing right in it And the right half... read more..

27 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1889

Marital Faithfulness

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "You know, I've lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks.... read more..

Father O'Malley's Surprise: An Irishman's Final Wish 😂

25 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7054

2 min read

Father O'Malley's Surprise: An Irishman's Final Wish 😂

An old Irish man is lying in bed, very ill. His son is sitting at his bedside, expecting the end to come at any moment. The old man looks up at the boy and says, "Son, it's time for you to get m... read more..

25 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

281

Cybersalt News - July 25, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, we're getting a quote to install a heat pump at Cybersalt World Headquarters. It's something we have considered getting for years - especially during the really hot ... read more..

24 Jul

Susan Page

600

2 min read

All

- photo by Susan PageWhat happens when we do not get all that we want from life? How do we react when we do not receive exactly what we want when we want it? Picture a child having a temper tantrum. I read more..

24 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

300

Quote #2278

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out. - Gaelic Proverb... read more..

24 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

318

One-Liner #1843

Seen in bookstore window: Please note: The post-apocalyptical fiction section has been moved to Current Affairs.... read more..

24 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4521

Managing a Flag Pole

A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they went out to the flagpole with ladder and tape measures. They fell off the ladder, dropped the tap... read more..

24 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3006

Bovine Pun

What do you call a cow spying on another cow? - A steak out.... read more..

24 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2541

Fish Stories

Two ardent fishermen met on their vacation and began swapping stories about the different places they had fished, the kind of tackle used, the best bait, and finally about some of the fish they had ca... read more..

21 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

381

Cybersalt News - July 21, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! I hope that by the time you read this I have fewer than 300 emails in my inbox. It sounds like a lot, but it is great progress toward my zero-inbox goal! Today's video sh... read more..

20 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

318

Quote #2277

"If you're telling yourself you don't deserve a second chance from God, remind yourself you didn't deserve the first one either." - Louie Giglio read more..

20 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

348

One-Liner #1842

Yesterday I bought a world map, gave my wife a dart and said, "Throw this and wherever it lands I'll take you on your birthday!" ... we're spending 3 weeks behind the couch.... read more..

20 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

739

4 min read

Dancing in My Pajamas

After two and a half weeks of being sick with many days in bed, I have come to appreciate what some people go through when they have a severe sickness. My sickness wasn’t that devastating. It just suc... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4811

Quips to Ponder

If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving! My dog was my only friend. I told my wife that every man needs at least two friends, so she bought me another do... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2171

Bird Brother

Said mother tern to baby, "As you have been so good, would you like a brother?" Said baby tern to mother, "Oh Yes! One good tern deserves another."... read more..

20 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1968

Life Changes

I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.... read more..

18 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

291

Cybersalt News - July 18, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is an interesting question, Do babies swear? How you answer that depends on where you stand on the doctrine of original sin, the fallenness of mankind, and if the... read more..

Who’s the Boss? A Husband’s Comical Mistake 🤣

17 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3514

Who’s the Boss? A Husband’s Comical Mistake 🤣

A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself, "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you are the boss." Of course, the husband takes the doctor's advice. ... read more..

17 Jul

Susan Page

1123

3 min read

Against All Odds

- photo by Susan PageI was intrigued by the movie, The Marilyn Bell Story, based on the story of her young life and her historic swim across Lake Ontario. As a young girl, Marilyn struggled to find h read more..