Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20958 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

02 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1933

Quote #1563

"Worry is a misuse of imagination." - Unknown read more..

02 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1815

Fruit Regret

"I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" - said Tom dolefully read more..

02 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1056

Cybersalt News - September 2, 2016

One man's junk is another man's trailer - as you can see in the newest Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Junk Trunk" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/junk-trunk Enjoy the r... read more..

01 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4219

Junk Trunk

A creative way to use that trunk in your junk. ... read more..

01 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1733

One-liner #1114

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.... read more..

01 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2424

Victory, Faith in God

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a sarcophagus containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history mus... read more..

01 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1721

Quote #1562

Regarding prayer: "What Christ needed, we cannot afford to neglect." - Alexander MacLaren read more..

01 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3774

What Time Is It?

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As ... read more..

01 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1579

Negative Result

They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O.... read more..

01 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1096

Cybersalt News - September 1, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Even with the best intentions, some parenting techniques have different effects on different children. This can be clearly seen in the newest funny picture on the Cybersalt... read more..

31 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3278

Get Along Shirt

This parenting method may not be working on everyone it's intended for. ... read more..

31 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2955

Ticket Woes

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy,... read more..

31 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1641

One-liner #1113

Dying is not popular; it has never caught on. That's understandable; it's bad for the complexion. - George Burns... read more..

31 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2148

Reconciliation, Divorce, Remarriage

After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper.... read more..

31 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1908

Quote #1561

"Forgiveness doesn't excuse their behavior. Forgiveness prevents their behavior from destroying your heart." - Unknown read more..

31 Aug

Clean Jokes

13655

Oily Hair

Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it. Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I washed my hair several times. That night when I went to bed, I leaned ... read more..

31 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1795

Sports Close-up

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!... read more..

31 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1123

Cybersalt News - August 31, 2016

In keeping with yesterday's back to school funny picture, here is a bus some parents might be too eager to put their kids on at this time of year. You will find "Back to School Rush" at:www.cybersalt.... read more..

30 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2205

Alcohol, Self-Control, Addiction

A nervous attendant on a flight announced: "I don't know how this happened, but we have 100 passengers aboard and only 40 dinners." When the passengers' muttering had died down, she continued, "Anyon... read more..

30 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1617

One-liner #1112

Told the doctor I thought I had athlete's foot; he looked at me and said, "I don't think you have athlete's anything."... read more..

30 Aug

Clean Jokes

3901

You Need A New Car When

You need a new car when ... - You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you. - You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced. - You acciden... read more..

30 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1608

Quote #1560

"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives." - Albert Schweitzer read more..

30 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1739

Grandfather Snack

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.... read more..

30 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1136

Cybersalt News - August 30, 2016

In some parts of the world, School is already back in session - which is definitely the topic of the newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Long Road Ahead" at:www.cybersalt.... read more..

29 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3923

2 min read

Catholic Dictionary

*Catholic Dictionary* AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: 1. Parish information, read only during the homily. 2. Catholic air conditioning. 3. Your recei read more..

29 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3271

Magic Trick

A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him as hard as possible on the head. The magician then proceeds to put his head down on a wooden block. The man s... read more..

29 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2958

Long Road Ahead

Somebody has a long road ahead. ... read more..

29 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2579

Prayer, Spiritual Leadership

The wives of two Baptist pastors, had a friendship that was unending. Were sitting together as they worked - their husband's clothes they were mending. One said to the other, "My poor John is so dis... read more..

29 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3614

Mr. Jones Is History

Mr. Jones, the elementary school principal, made it a practice to visit the classes from time to time. One day a week, he walked into Miss Smith's 4th grade class, where the children were studying Am... read more..

29 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1738

Quote #1559

"The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth." - John, the Disciple of Jesus read more..

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