Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

02 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

164

A Writer's Regrets! 📝

I wrote a book on penguins. Honestly, it would have been much easier if I wrote it on paper.... read more..

02 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2348

"Procrastination is a dish best served eventually." - Unknown read more..

02 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2098

The U.S. Geological Survey has determined that the epicenter of the Virginia earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of Washington, D.C. The cause appears to be the Founding Fathers rolling over i... read more..

02 Apr

Susan Page

Susan Davis

166

Father, Forgive

- photo by Susan Page“Father, forgive,” I know not whyor how these words could be Your cryForgiveness was your heartfelt pleaas you hung suffering on that tree Betrayed by those who were your friends read more..

02 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1913

Fun fact: Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.... read more..

Speeding Ticket Turns into a Crime Spree Confession?! Buckle Up for Laughs! 🤣

02 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3309

2 min read

Speeding Ticket Turns into a Crime Spree Confession?! Buckle Up for Laughs! 🤣

A police: officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. ... read more..

30 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

180

Cybersalt News - March 30 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone. If you are feeling weary today it might be because you are near the end of a 31 day March. There is one more day to go - you can do it! Having been born in the 60s and a ... read more..

29 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2347

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire read more..

29 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

107

Walking Gone Wrong

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.... read more..

29 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2315

Live Your Prayers

I knelt to pray when day was doneAnd prayed, "O Lord, bless everyone,Lift from each saddened heart the painAnd let the sick be well again." And then I woke another dayAnd carelessly went on my way,Th... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3197

Happy Eggs

One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook behind the counter looked kind of harassed. After I gave him my order, he ask... read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

103

One-Liner #1912

My mom and dad had 6 photos of me from 1993 and I have 235 photos of my cat from 7 - 7:05 this morning.... read more..

29 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

208

4 min read

It Was a Fool’s Game and I Lost

When it comes to games, I am not a good player. I lose more times than I win, and I can’t remember the last time I won. My paternal grandfather’s favorite holiday of the year was April Fools’ Day. He... read more..

Man's 2 AM Lecture: You Won't Believe Who's Lecturing! 🤣

27 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2959

Man's 2 AM Lecture: You Won't Believe Who's Lecturing! 🤣

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A... read more..

27 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

172

Cybersalt News - March 27, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We had thunder and lightning at Cybersalt World Headquarters, which only happens once every couple of years around here. So I took some time to just look out our front wind... read more..

26 Mar

Susan Page

Susan Davis

164

3 min read

He Conquered the Grave ... Hallelujah!

- photo by Susan PageWalking along the lakeside path near my home, I looked down and saw a rock in the shape of a heart. Beside it lay a couple of twigs which I fashioned into a cross. It brought tear read more..

26 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2346

"It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they've been fooled." - Mark Twain read more..

26 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2320

2 min read

What Does Your Horn Say?

Do you remember when the whole lower half of a car's steering wheel used to constitute the car's horn? A car horn that was half the size of the steering wheel made it so much easier and fun to find an... read more..

26 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

602

Gas Station Arrest

I stopped at the gas station to get a bottle of water. As I was pulling up, I noticed two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas. I saw her and thought, "Is this lady ... read more..

26 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1911

My son found my crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and whispered, "Is it because of your hair?" - so now I'm crying for two reasons.... read more..

26 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6005

2 min read

B.O.O.K.

Introducing the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge software: B.O.O.K. BOOK is a revolutionary technological breakthrough: no wires, no electric currents, no batteries. Nothing to be connected o... read more..

23 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

294

Cybersalt News - March 23, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone. Very soon I am going to have some big news for you about my email inbox - but not quite yet! Today's video share is a testimony from George Foreman, the famous boxer, pre... read more..

22 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

114

One-Liner #1910

The only squat I'm doin' is Diddly!... read more..

22 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1844

Train Good News

A large, two-engined train was making its way across America. While crossing the Western mountains, one of the engines broke down. "No problem, we can make it to Denver and get a replacement engine th... read more..

22 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3075

Kissing Son

I was in line at a restaurant. In front of me was a mother with her college-age son and his girlfriend. It was in the middle of the dinner rush, and many customers were restless at the long wait, but... read more..

22 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

123

Royal Riddle

If the King sleeps on a king mattress and the Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, where does the Prince sleep? On an heir mattress.... read more..

22 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

117

Quote #2345

It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance. - Thomas Sowell... read more..

22 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

192

4 min read

One Man’s Apple Fritter is Pure Delight

One thing I have learned in life is there are times when things do come together. For the last several months, I have been struggling to keep up with my schedule, and I was getting behind in some thi... read more..

20 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

197

Cybersalt News - March 20, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to Spring or Autumn, depending on your hemisphere! As of last Sunday, Canada has a new Prime Minister. You may have heard that it is me, but it is not. I ... read more..

Squirrels Gone Nuts in Texas Churches! ⛪️🐿️😂

19 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3759

Squirrels Gone Nuts in Texas Churches! ⛪️🐿️😂

There were three country churches in a small Texas town: the Presbyterian church, the Lutheran church and the Catholic church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian... read more..

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