Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20963 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

15 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2337

Quantum Levitation

We could try to explain how quantum levitation works, but cutting and pasting would only make us look way smarter than we are. So let's just simply enjoy this together! ... read more..

15 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4025

The New Alphabet for Older People

The New Alphabet for Older People A is for arthritisB is for bad backC is for the chest pains. Corned beef? Cardiac?D is for dental decay and declineE is for eyesight--can't read that top lineF is fo... read more..

15 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2440

Thinking Outside of the Box

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people w... read more..

15 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1969

Grammar Camp

You can’t run through a campground – you can only ran because it’s past tents.... read more..

15 Jul

Clean Jokes

3418

Helping Daddy

One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said, "Bobby, why are you crying?" "Because daddy hit his thumb with the hammer!" little Bobby wailed. "Why, that's n... read more..

15 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1926

Quote #1522

"A crisis doesn’t make a man; it shows what a man is made of." - Warren Wiersbe read more..

15 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1632

One-liner #1074

Sixty percent of pit bull attacks occur between tying the bandanna around its neck and putting the sunglasses on its face.... read more..

15 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1068

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2016

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dolphin Fear" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dolphin-fear Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

14 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2650

Quote #1521

"Leaders who refuse to listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing helpful to say." - Andy Stanley read more..

14 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4250

Dolphin Fear

Maybe they shouldn't have put her on top of the feed bucket. ... read more..

14 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1830

Dr. Benchvorkian

Buyer Beware: Shopping malls have benches, so guys can sit while they give up the will to live.... read more..

14 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1682

One-liner #1073

Never bring a downhill run to an uphill battle.... read more..

14 Jul

Clean Jokes

3377

Car 34

A young man is an avid listener to the city's police frequency, and he leaves the scanner on all the time. One morning while making his bed, he heard the dispatcher say, "Car 34, there is a five-foo... read more..

14 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2719

Coveting

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?" "No, I'm fine," I said. "Oh, good," she continu... read more..

14 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1087

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I are back from our time away focussing on the tasks and goals that kept us very busy from June 1 to July 6. During those 36 days, we travelled appr... read more..

13 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3462

Name Need

To prepare for my daughter's First Communion, I called the church in the town where we used to live to get a copy of her baptismal certificate. We lived there for only a short while, so I didn't know ... read more..

13 Jul

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

5634

Cat Cookie Thief

One more thing blamed on the dog. ... read more..

13 Jul

Clean Jokes

3411

Politically Correct Cat Terms

Politically correct terms for cat owners: - My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug re-decorator. - My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job. - My cat does not fear dogs... read more..

13 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2001

Summer Reading

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome; it started off badly but by the end I really liked it.... read more..

13 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2050

Quote #1520

"People ask me, 'Why pray if God is sovereign?' I respond, 'Why pray if He isn't?'" - Michael Horton read more..

13 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2214

The Intolerable Compliment

“We are, not metaphorically but in very truth, a Divine work of art, something that God is making, and therefore something with which He will not be satisfied until it has a certain character. Here a... read more..

13 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1589

One-liner #1072

I'm ready to be a parent because I just told the oil change guy "no" 15 times in 30 seconds.... read more..

07 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1106

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy July everyone. Yes I know it has been July for 7 days, but Mrs. Cybersalt and I have been super busy as we said we would be until "earlyish" in July. Daily mail... read more..

06 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2291

Remembrance

The staff at a business office was hosting a farewell luncheon for a retiring colleague. As the group prepared to go to the restaurant, they found that they couldn't fit the giant balloon they had pur... read more..

06 Jul

Clean Jokes

6247

Lock Jaw

In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "He is,... read more..

06 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1603

One-liner #1071

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." - Unknown read more..

05 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2031

Hamburger Help

Hamburger Helper: It works, but only if the hamburger is ready to accept the fact that it needs help.... read more..

05 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

4824

Quote #1519

Legalistic remorse says, "I broke God's rules," while real repentance says, "I broke God's heart." - Tim Keller read more..

30 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1222

Cybersalt News - June 30, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! With the end of June, Mrs. Cybersalt and I are close to resuming daily mailings according to our goal to do so "earlyish" in July. In the meantime, Happy Canada Day (July ... read more..

27 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

5209

Quote #1518

"I may not know where to go next, but I can count on the One who sends me." - Katy McCown read more..

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