Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20963 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

14 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2881

Time Machine Cool

Gerald was one time machineaway from being cool. ... read more..

14 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3524

Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes: "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to... read more..

14 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1676

Quote #1502

"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well." – Josh Billings read more..

14 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2580

Adhesive Question

Glue stick: is that redundant or an epoxymoron? ... read more..

14 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3578

Biblical Spokespersons

What if Biblical characters could be recruited as high-tech promoters? Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans: Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate for anything. Why not you? ... read more..

14 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - May 14, 2016

The newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site shows a couple of guys who obviously have missed a few human resources seminars. You'll find "No Girls Allowed" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/no-girls... read more..

13 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3036

Cat Commandments

Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem. Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. read more..

13 May

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5347

No Girls Allowed

"Hey Barry and Frank,It's human resources on line 1." read more..

13 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1596

One-liner #1053

Children seldom misquote you; in fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.... read more..

13 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2269

Bus Stop

Once there was couple traveling on a bus in a mountainous area. Close to their destination they decided to get off a bit early and enjoy a short walk the rest of the way. After the couple got off the... read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2406

Quote #1501

Jesus did not say “Come to my seminar.” Or “Come to my conference.” Jesus said “Come to my table;” “Come and dine;” “Come and see” and "Come to me." - Leonard Sweet read more..

13 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1916

Math Decorator

Hey Archimedes, I love what you've done with displace!... read more..

13 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1130

Cybersalt News - May 13, 2016

Just because you don't like sardines is no reason to throw the baby out. You'll understand when you see the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/baby-sardines... read more..

12 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4124

Baby Sardines

Remember to not throw the baby outwith the sardines. ... read more..

12 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2254

Kindness

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much is an ice cream sunda... read more..

12 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1541

One-liner #1052

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.... read more..

12 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1807

Transit Bait

In order to catch a bus, one must first learn to think like a bus.... read more..

12 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2204

Quote #1500

"We must beware in our attitude toward people who are suffering that we do not blunder by imagining our point of view to be the only one." - Oswald Chambers, in Baffled to Fight Better from Quotabl read more..

12 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4184

Job Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for. "In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on... read more..

12 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3221

Nail Biting

Two older women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. "I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous!" the first one said. "Oh, my Elmer used to do the... read more..

12 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4044

Babysitter Resume

Somebody didn't read their babysitter's resume very close. ... read more..

12 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1120

Cybersalt News - May 12, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is a reminder to read your babysitter's resume carefully. You'll find "Babysitter Resume" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pict read more..

11 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2053

Quote #1499

"Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy." - C.S. Lewis read more..

11 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2404

God's Beauty Tips

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others. To lose weight, let go of stress, hatred, anger, discontentment, and the need to control... read more..

11 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1682

One-liner #1051

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of bread.... read more..

11 May

Clean Jokes

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Golf Stroke

"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club. "Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive." "Not really," said the little old man. " read more..

11 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1870

Science of Soft Drinks

I know a lot about pop; I guess you could say I'm a Fizzisist.... read more..

11 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1101

Cybersalt News - May 11, 2016

Today's new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is an onion bag that would make you cry for a different reason. You'll find "Corn Onions" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/corn-onions Enjoy t... read more..

10 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5290

Corn Onions

This bag of onions will make you cry for all the wrong reasons. ... read more..

10 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2166

3 min read

The Letter

Ruth went to her mail box and there was only one letter. She picked it up and looked at it before opening, but then she looked at the envelope again. There was no stamp, no postmark, only her name and... read more..

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