Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

07 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

334

Cybersalt News - June 6, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I have made it to Ontario and are enjoying a visit with our daughter and her family. Enjoy the rest of today's abbreviated mailing. ~ Pastor T... read more..

05 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2052

Fair Pay

An indigent client who had been injured in an accident went looking for a lawyer to represent him without cost. One lawyer told him that he would take the case on contingency. When the client asked ... read more..

05 Jun

Susan Page

545

3 min read

The Unseen

Photo by Susan PageIt is awesome to see or experience God in the natural realm. Examples include anything from a baby’s birth to witnessing a shooting star streaking across the night skies. The wonde... read more..

04 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3188

Factory Supplies

At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies. The machines' conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from sticking, and we had run out of aspirin for workers with n... read more..

04 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2136

Chicken

A chicken crossing the road is "poultry in motion."... read more..

02 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

377

Cybersalt News - June 2, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone and welcome to June. Grandma Cybersalt and I are in Newfoundland: farther East in Canada than we have ever been! So with that news, enjoy the rest of today's abbreviated d... read more..

01 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1927

Gaudiness, Godliness, and Self-Control

Many years ago, when my 9 year old daughter was 3, we went to our usual Sunday morning church service. We were seated and waiting for the service to begin, when this woman walked by us in a really bri... read more..

01 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3175

24 Pigs

A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina. A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of... read more..

01 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

771

4 min read

And Then there was Broccoli

Sometimes, bad days are a blessing in disguise, but you don’t know it at the time. I have learned that whenever I have a bad day, it is not a time to get discouraged or sad. A bad day is often a door... read more..

30 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

321

Cybersalt News - May 30, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are travelling. We are enjoying our time. With only a phone to type on, I will tell you more when we are back. Enjoy the rest of today's abbr... read more..

29 May

Susan Page

909

4 min read

Worrywart

Photo by Susan PageHave you ever wondered where the expression “worrywart” originated? Apparently, in the late 1950s, a character called the “Worry Wart,” was drawn by J.R. Williams and appeared in D... read more..

29 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2988

2 min read

Kid's View of Science

- One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second. - You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it read more..

29 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2369

Bird-Hater

A bird-hater went to the beach with a pocket full of pebbles to throw at them. He left no tern unstoned.... read more..

29 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2025

Misery

Penny, a good Assessment Nurse was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. She reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, she told the patient to send immediately for his... read more..

26 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

448

Cybersalt News - May 26, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. Grandma Cybersalt and I are in "getting ready for the next trip" mode, which includes getting things together so we can try and keep sending the Digest out as we travel ab... read more..

Second Thoughts can be Dangerous to My Health

25 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

671

4 min read

Second Thoughts can be Dangerous to My Health

Many things in life can be rather dangerous. For me, the most dangerous things in my life are thoughts. I thought about this one day, and by the end of the day, I was in deep trouble. Thoughts have a... read more..

25 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

463

Quote #2269

"The Purpose of Propaganda is to make one set of people forget that other sets of people are human." - Aldous Huxley read more..

25 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

421

One-Liner #1834

I wish my life had background music so I could understand what is going on.... read more..

25 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4145

Goober Vacuum

It's been a while since we saw a goober joke on the CleanLaugh list. For those who don't know what a goober is (according to me) you can see a picture of one here. A goober was playing Trivial Pursui... read more..

25 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2199

Cattle Guards

It was reported recently that a Washington bureaucrat sent a letter to the state of New Mexico requesting the number of cattle guards in the state. The state promptly responded. When Washingto... read more..

25 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2141

2 min read

21st Century Teacher

Let me see if I've got this right. You want me to go into that room with all those kids and fill their every waking moment with a love for learning. Not only that, I'm supposed to instill a sense of p... read more..

23 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

405

Cybersalt News - May 23, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We got some good, heavy rain at Cybersalt World Headquarters last night. That makes me happy because not only is it good for our gardens, our lawn, and our community, it al... read more..

Mastering the Art of Office Meetings with Humour

22 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3732

5 min read

Mastering the Art of Office Meetings with Humour

To really succeed in a business or organization, it is sometimes helpful to know what your job is, and whether it involves any duties. Ask among your coworkers. "Hi," you should say. "I'm a new emplo... read more..

22 May

Susan Page

666

3 min read

The Other Side

Photo by Susan PageThere were times in Jesus’ short ministry years on earth when He must have reached the point of total exhaustion. Day after day Jesus walked for miles, performing healings, and rel... read more..

22 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

419

Quote #2268

"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." - Robert Frost read more..

22 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

414

One-Liner #1833

Arguing with me is pointless - I realized I was wrong 10 minutes ago and now I'm just trying to make you mad.... read more..

22 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4871

Duck Food

Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper: No Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper : No, we have no duck food Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper : NO!! We do not hav... read more..

22 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2143

Biggest Knight

The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.... read more..

22 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1925

Real Skill

There was a rich man who was deliberately hard on his farmhand. He gave him a bottle and said, "Buy me a bottle of wine." The farmhand asked, "How can I buy you wine with no money at all?" The rich... read more..

19 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

389

2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am Gregg - at least for about half an hour this morning. Pastor Gregg is the community life pastor at the church we attend. He is a really great pastor with an amazing h... read more..

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