Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20963 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

27 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3211

Shopping Vengence

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television in her purse. "Do you always carry read more..

27 Mar

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4405

Tile Note

Returns have dropped 95% since this rule was made. ... read more..

27 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1665

Quote #1460

"The resurrection of Christ is the most joyful event that ever came to pass." - Jonathan Edwards read more..

27 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1182

Cybersalt News - March 27, 2016

Easter Sunday greetings: Jesus is Risen! If you are still in the mood for an Easter Sunday message there are 7 of my past ones on the Westside Bible Church website at:www.westsidefamily.org/tag/319-e... read more..

26 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5564

3 min read

3rd Grader's Explanation of God

Written by Danny Dutton, age 8, from Chula Vista, California, for his third grade homework assignment to "Explain God." "One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones tha... read more..

26 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1111

Cybersalt News - March 26, 2016

There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Miles Logged" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/log-bumper Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

25 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1569

One-liner #1013

We all think we're pretty smart until we try to turn on someone else's shower.... read more..

25 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1421

One-liner #1012

The cool part about naming your kid is you don't have to add 6 numbers to make sure the name is available.... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1556

Easily Robbed

Take it from me: I'm easily robbed.... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2629

Tense and Moody

Verbs: always tense and moody.... read more..

25 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7108

Miles Logged

This van has logged a few miles in its time. ... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2018

Pediatricians

Pediatricians tend to have very little patients.... read more..

25 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1858

One-liner #1011

I personally stay away from health foods. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get. - George Burns... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

17864

Sore Knee

Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, my right knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!" The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Mr. Johnson, just read more..

25 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2287

True Prayer

A man had a habit of grumbling at the food his wife placed before him at family meals. Then he would ask the blessing. One day after his usual combination complaint-prayer, his little girl asked, "Dad... read more..

24 Mar

Videos

Pastor Tim

1759

Evangelicalism in America X-Ray

Here is a great 6 minute x-ray of Evangelicalism in America. ... read more..

24 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1137

Cybersalt News - March 24, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Do you remember your first taste of bacon? I think this kid will for a long time. Check out "First Bacon" at:www.cybersalt.org/fu... read more..

23 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1666

1 min read

Look to Christ

What does it mean to look to Christ? William Fenner (1600–1640) explains: "When a man looks to Christ in such a way that he follows him; when a man sees him as his only means of being happy, godly, a... read more..

23 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3752

First Bacon

This little boy's first taste of bacon expresses what so many of us already know. ... read more..

23 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3435

The Difference of a Year

Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time, and she headed straight for Space Mountain. I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her,... read more..

23 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1978

There They Go Again

As Christians, it is our responsibility to be a witness to our neighbors but, also, to let our witness show by our faithfulness in the family of God and the house of God every opportunity we can. As o... read more..

23 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - March 23, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Nothing Written On It" at: www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/nothing-written-on-it Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

22 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

1839

What Gives You?

Preamble: As I hope you know, understand, and even appreciate, the PearlyGates list/section features clean, theologically and/or politically incorrect jokes and humor. I mention this as an introductio... read more..

22 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2237

Perfection

An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, ... read more..

22 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4384

Nothing Written On It

Be careful when you order a cake withnothing written on it. ... read more..

22 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4107

Oil Spill

After a lady's car had leaked motor oil on her cement driveway, she bought a large bag of cat litter to soak it up. It worked so well, that she went back to the convenience store to get another bag t... read more..

22 Mar

Funny Elephant Pictures

Pastor Tim

3897

Elephant Exhaustion

Tina's first day at the office was exhausting. ... read more..

21 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4080

No Speaka Da German

A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed that most Germans would speak English. But I found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including th... read more..

21 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1695

Mandatory Attendance

It used to be that in order for a college student to receive credit for a particular course, a card that listed his or her courses had to be signed by the instructor/lecturer. It was, at the time, pol... read more..

21 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1884

Quote #1459

"You can't take it with you. The Egyptians tried and they got robbed." - Denzel Washington read more..

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