Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20963 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

18 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1153

Cybersalt News - March 18, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Men, in this store you must be very clearly and precisely when ordering. You'll find "Clearly and Precisely" at:www.cybersalt.org/f... read more..

17 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

10292

Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities

Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities: 10. Drink molasses 'til you heave. 9. Wet bonnet contest. 8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy. 7. Buttermilk kegger. 6. Blow past the Dairy Quee... read more..

17 Mar

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4248

Clearly and Precisely

It is very important to speak clearly and precisely when ordering in this shop. ... read more..

17 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1783

Tired of My Puns?

Sorry if you've groan tired of my puns; that's just how eye roll.... read more..

17 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2370

2 min read

The Little Voice

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a little voice. The little voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and igno... read more..

17 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1711

One-liner #1005

I remember when yoga was called Twister.... read more..

17 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2497

Quote #1453

"The more we pray, the more we shall want to pray. The more we pray, the more we can pray. The more we pray, the more we shall pray. He who prays little will pray less, but he who prays much will pr read more..

17 Mar

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

4220

Dog Noise Complaint

After receiving noise complaints from neighbors, these people set up a nanny cam and caught their dog doing this. ... read more..

17 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1105

Cybersalt News - March 17, 2016

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Dog Video on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Noise Complaint" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-noise-complaint Enjoy the r... read more..

16 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2186

Willful Sins, Signs vs. Obedience

By the time Ted arrived at the football game, the first quarter was almost over. "Why are you so late?" his friend asked. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and coming to the gam... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1796

Seminary Chops

Pork chops are on the menu down at the seminary tonight: They're casting a pig into a herd of D. Mins.... read more..

16 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1856

One-liner #1004

Piety: you had me at pie.... read more..

Signs you aren't very competent with a computer

16 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3397

Signs you aren't very competent with a computer

Signs you aren't very competent with a computer: - You've backed-up your desktop by pushing it against the wall. - You've put foam around the computer to prevent it from crashing. - The soles of yo... read more..

16 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1755

Quote #1452

"I really only love God as much as I love the person I love the least." read more..

16 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1111

Cybersalt News - March 16, 2016

There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Printed Headlight" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/printed-headlight Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

15 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7122

Printed Headlight

Jordan was beginning to suspect the 3D-printer he bought was a rip-off. ... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2034

Baker Spell

How could a baker not know how flower is spelt?... read more..

15 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2884

CaNaDa

Back in the 1800s, Canada's founding fathers gathered to brainstorm and discuss a name for their new country. One of the founding fathers really liked what the neighbors to the south did and pitched ... read more..

15 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1864

Quote #1451

There is never going to be a time when you will look at God and say, "You're so predictable!" read more..

Judgement, Self Righteousness, Assumption

15 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2224

Judgement, Self Righteousness, Assumption

A man sees another leaning against the wall of a large building. The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another. The nonsmoker says, "Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smoke. H... read more..

15 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1913

One-liner #1003

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday and I'll tell you what . . . never again!... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4271

2 min read

Goober Celebration

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober An ice cream store employee is standing behind the co... read more..

15 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3006

Things Women Will Never Say

Don't be too quick to be offended - you'll find a list of things men will never say at:www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/things-men-will-never-say You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I d... read more..

15 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

1975

Things Men Will Never Say

Don't be too quick to be offended - you'll find a list of things women will never say at:www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/things-women-will-never-say Here honey, you use the remote. Ooh, Antonio... read more..

15 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1135

Cybersalt News - March 15, 2016

Tomorrow will be an exciting day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Joomla 3.5 (the software that runs the Cybersalt sites) is released. For those of you who have web sites running on Joomla you ... read more..

14 Mar

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

5371

Cat Relax

I think I know who got into the muscle relaxants. ... read more..

14 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1144

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2016

When I first started putting One-liners on the Cybersalt Site, some people thought I was being pretty ambitious by numbering the first one "0001" so that they would continue to sort alphabetically (ye... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1962

Monastery Choir

The local monastery is looking for a choir director: apply if you get the chants.... read more..

14 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1817

One-liner #1001

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.... read more..

14 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2433

Soul Winning Efforts

A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul, the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of t... read more..

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