Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

18 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

436

Quote #2267

"Occasionally weep deeply over the life you hoped would be. Grieve the losses. Then wash your face, Trust God. And embrace the life you have." - John Piper read more..

18 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

449

One-Liner #1832

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.... read more..

18 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5880

2 min read

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation d... read more..

18 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3764

Curious Chimp

Passing by the primate area one day, a zoo attendant happens to notice a chimpanzee sitting on a rock with an open book in either hand, looking first at one and then at the other. Upon closer examina... read more..

18 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1881

Criticism

At a dinner party, one of the guests was an obnoxiously loud young man. He made disparaging remarks about everyone and everything. When served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it ... read more..

16 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

440

Cybersalt News - May 16, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am pretty happy that the process of migrating the older Cybersalt servers to newer servers with up to date software is complete. There are still little things that pop up... read more..

😂 Hilarious Children's Sermon: The Resurrection Mishap

15 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6295

😂 Hilarious Children's Sermon: The Resurrection Mishap

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but a... read more..

15 May

Susan Page

620

3 min read

Simple Faith in Action

There is a fascinating story at the beginning of Mark’s Gospel, chapter two. Use your imagination to visualize what happened in this short narrative. Crowds had gathered in Capernaum because Jesus wa... read more..

15 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3388

3 min read

Lawyer Light Bulb

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement... read more..

15 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2415

Crime Pun

"Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. The lady complied, and the judge next day fined her twenty-five dollars. She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always examined her check read more..

15 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2032

Just One

One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring. One smile begins a friendship, One handclasp lifts a soul. One star can guide a sh... read more..

15 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

495

Quote #2266

"When you're born you look like your parents. But when you die, you look like your choices." - Dr. Crawford Loritts read more..

15 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

461

One-Liner #1831

When one door closes another one opens; other than that it's a pretty good car.... read more..

12 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

876

2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 12, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to everyone who celebrates it! There was a lot of excitement on Friday night when the Aurora Borealis (aka Northern Lights) made a very, very rare ... read more..

Mothers' Universal Contribution to Society

11 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4867

4 min read

Mothers' Universal Contribution to Society

I was bogged down in a store aisle sorting through Mother's Day cards and having absolutely no luck. It is another Mother's Day and I was having trouble selecting the perfect Mother's Day card. I am t... read more..

11 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2265

"My mother's love has always been a sustaining force for our family, and one of my greatest joys is seeing her integrity, her compassion, her intelligence reflected in my daughters." - Michelle Obama read more..

11 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

453

One-Liner #1830

Motherhood taught me just how far I can let myself go and still be okay with it.... read more..

11 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5034

2 min read

Progressive Motherhood

Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first: Your Clothes -1st baby: You begi... read more..

11 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2513

Circus Wife

A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus. One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer. The husband was extremely dejected. The strong man asked him what he was going to do. The hu... read more..

11 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2561

2 min read

Mothers' Maintenance Manual

Many of us take better care of our cars then we do our mothers and yet we only expect our cars to last 5 or 6 years but we expect our mothers to last for a lifetime. Maybe we need a maintenance manual... read more..

Rural Church Deacons Caught in Hilarious Pickup Truck Dilemma

09 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

8037

Rural Church Deacons Caught in Hilarious Pickup Truck Dilemma

Two rural church deacons who were having a sociable beer in the local tavern when they saw their minister drive by and take a good long look at their pickup trucks parked outside. One deacon ducked d... read more..

09 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

484

2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember me? There have been no Cybersalt Digest mailings for the past week because Grandma Cybersalt and I have been doing some travelling. On April 25th, we bo... read more..

08 May

Susan Page

580

4 min read

Renewed Strength

Photo by Susan PageAlthough my early childhood memories are vague at best, I know that I have always loved riding a bike. Back in the day, children rode three-wheelers until they were maybe 10 or 11. ... read more..

08 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5649

3 min read

Amateur Paleontologist

Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20078 Dear Sir: Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next to th... read more..

08 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2728

Customs Declaration

After telling the customs agent he had nothing in his bags but clothing, Mark was alarmed when the official decided to open them up and check. In the very first one she opened, cushioned between his ... read more..

08 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1822

Marriage, Communication

Couples who have lived together a long time have their own way of communicating. A woman overheard her aunt and uncle one day: "What are you looking for in that closet?" she asked. "Nothing," he an... read more..

08 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

424

One-Liner #1829

I hate hotel bath towels ... so thick and fluffy I can't even close my suitcase!... read more..

08 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

458

Quote #2264

"Calling bigotry an opinion is like calling arsenic a flavor." - Jack Cameron read more..

28 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

421

Cybersalt News - April 28, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away at a conference. We have been blessed in a number of unexpected ways and I am excited to share them with you, but I am typing this on my p... read more..

27 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2109

Interfaith Marriage, Unequally Yoked

One man was downing drinks faster than usual when the man on the barstool next to him said, "What's wrong?" The first man said, "I'm drinking to the memory of my wife. She was a saint on earth. She w... read more..

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