Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20963 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

06 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2088

Quote #1430

"Last man standing" is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs. read more..

06 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3424

During a church meeting one evening, a parishioner was speaking about an emotionally charged topic and had trouble controlling her tears. Finishing her remarks, she told the folks, "I apologize... read more..

06 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4530

Circus Try Out

A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to Morris, the circus impresario. "I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you." He proceeds to cl... read more..

04 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1632

Cybersalt News - February 4, 2015

There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Dog Feeders" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-feeders Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

04 Feb

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

5240

Dog Feeders

Usually it's hard to get kids to feed the dog. ... read more..

04 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2346

One-liner #0981

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, that one looks like an idiot!"... read more..

04 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2180

Quote #1429

"There is a thin line between a long church service and a hostage situation." read more..

04 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4809

Fed Up Husband

A husband and wife had been married only a few short years, and he was getting fed up with being bossed around by his wife; so he went to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist told the husband that he... read more..

04 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3214

Adoption

Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was ad... read more..

03 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1550

Cybersalt News - February 3, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Best Daddy Cake" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/best-daddy-cake Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

02 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7890

Best Daddy Cake

You might be a racist if . . . . ... read more..

02 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2346

Quote #1428

"Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row."- Vitas Gerulaitis (having finally triumphed after losing 16 times in a row to Jimmy Connors) read more..

02 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2811

Retired Astronauts

Retired astronauts are paid exorbitantly.... read more..

02 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2393

One-liner #0980

Early mornings are great for spending time with the family: then they spoil it by waking up.... read more..

02 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2477

1 min read

Decisions

A company was hiring new staff. One question in the written application was: You are driving your car in a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus station, and you see three people waiting for the bus: ... read more..

02 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4342

Hunting Prayer

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunda... read more..

02 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1621

Cybersalt News - February 2, 2015

Last month I scored 24 out of 31 in my resolve to send out the Cybersalt Digest every day. I'm pretty happy with that because 77 percent is way higher than I usually got when I was in school: bu... read more..

01 Feb

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

5165

Cat Habits

Some habits die hard. ... read more..

01 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2070

Quote #1427

"There seems to be a need in human beings to see evil and combat it outside oneself, in order not to see it inside oneself. But the struggle is inside of each person and inside each community; read more..

01 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5393

Bored

"If you are bored, put on a cape, then you can be Super Bored!" read more..

01 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2108

One-liner #0979

When you interview for a position as a ninja, don't show up: you'll be a shoe-in for the job.... read more..

01 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6485

Signs That You're Suffering Burnout

*Signs That You're Suffering Burnout* 10. You're so tired, that you now answer the phone, "Hell." 9. Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back!" 8.& read more..

01 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3549

2 min read

New Rules of the Office

These new rules of the office will be effective immediately. DRESS CODE:It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary, if we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers & carrying ... read more..

01 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2684

Relativism

An older woman recently returned from her home town in North Carolina and told a friend they'd spruced up the churchyard cemetery since her last visit several years past. "Lots of new greenery," she s... read more..

01 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3612

How To Lose Your First Case

A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina. A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of... read more..

01 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3372

How Sin Entered the World

Stephen Fry says the misery of the world is not our fault. He's wrong. This message looks at how sin (and suffering) entered the world. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150201.mp3{/audio} At the... read more..

30 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1512

Cybersalt News - January 30, 2015

Happy birthday to Grandma Cybersalt! I'm not going to tell you how old she is, but I will say she isn't 12, 15, or 21 and that she's better than ever. I still can't believe I get to be her husba... read more..