Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20963 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

09 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2704

Leaving Pamplona

"I’m leaving Pamplona, in search of no-bull pursuits." read more..

09 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2369

One-liner #0953

"I'm probably not going to get accepted into the optimist club." read more..

09 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3878

For those computer literate souls out there: ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI - System Can't See It DOS - Defective Operating System BASIC - Bill'... read more..

09 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2591

Spring Air

Spring is in air. I really have to stop trying to fix my own watch.... read more..

09 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1373

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2014

There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Hush Puppy" at:www.cybersalt.org/3ruu Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

09 May

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Hush Puppy

What my friend means to say is, "No, we haven't seen your shoes." ... read more..

09 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1789

Quote #1400

"The God who created us is better than the God we've created." read more..

09 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2127

One-liner #0952

I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.... read more..

09 May

Policies

Pastor Tim

9994

What is a Goober?

What's a Goober? Often, after reading a joke on my site or in one of my humor lists, people e-mail me and ask, "Pastor Tim, what's a Goober?" To satisfy many people's curiosity, I've included a pict... read more..

08 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4292

Goober Airlines

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: www.cybersalt.org/3ruk Goober airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out.&nbsp... read more..

08 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - May 5, 2014

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to everyone for your comments about the www.independentsportsnews.com web site that I have been helping develop these last number of months. For those ... read more..

08 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1990

Addicted to Smoking

MIDDLESBROUGH, England - Yvonne Stubbs has decided to give up smoking, not for health reasons, but to help cure her pet dog's 20-a-day addiction to cigarettes. Her dog Patch, a Jack Russell, immediat... read more..

08 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3260

Let's Play House

A little girl and a little boy were at daycare one day.The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Billy, want to play house?"He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"Sally replied, "I want you to co... read more..

08 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1719

Quote #1399

"The degree to which we understand the depth of our own forgiveness is the degree to which we'll forgive others." read more..

08 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2445

Sheep Bullets

Sheep may safely graze: bullets may not.... read more..

08 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2106

One-liner #0951

I love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee.... read more..

08 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6644

Rejected Rejection

Re: Rejected Rejection Dear Ms. Ezell: Thank you for your letter of July 17. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment&nb... read more..

A People Of Hope in the Midst of Suffering

04 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1278

A People Of Hope in the Midst of Suffering

In the midst of suffering, followers of Jesus can still live in hope, remembering that God has not abandoned them. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140504.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

02 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7430

Hawaii or Havaii

These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii,' or 'Hawaii.' So there they stood arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask a person that was walking by. So t... read more..

02 May

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3824

Christian Tingle

Here's a wonderful satire of online Christian dating sites. ... read more..

02 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1601

Cybersalt News - May 2, 2014

Greetings and salutations from the land of the lost - well the land of the lost in other things that is! Some of you have been inquiring about where on earth I am and wondering if something has happe... read more..

28 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

4336

Mountain Cast into Sea

this article page is to feature the power of prayer faith to cast a mountain into the sea as taught by Jesus in Mark 11:23 read more..

27 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1640

Set Free to Live Free

God has set us free to live free.(With apologies for the poor audio quality of this recording.) Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140427.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

20 Apr

Easter

Pastor Tim

1657

Easter Skeleton

A look at the skeleton of basic mechanisms behind the need for Jesus to die for us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140420.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Easter Adaptation of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah"

16 Apr

Videos

Pastor Tim

3359

Easter Adaptation of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah"

This is the world video premiere of Kelley Mooney's approved spiritual lyrical adaptation of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah". She was accompanied by the Chorale Voce dell' Anima at the Monument Lefebvre ... read more..

13 Apr

Christmas

Pastor Tim

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Walking By in Front of Us

A look at the incredible reality of Who walked by in front of the crowd at the first Palm Sunday parade. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140413.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

06 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1350

Dead End Time

Dr. Harold McNabb preaches from John chapter 4 and reminds us that at the end of a dead end road it's time so say, "Enough" and call out to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140406.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

30 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1319

Christians and Vaccinations

The vast majority of Christian opposition to vaccinations is a fear based response to and/or misdirected passion for cultural myths and conspiracies. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140330.mp3{/au... read more..

24 Mar

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

4975

Magic for Dogs

These dogs have learned to not bite the slight of hand that feeds them. ... read more..

23 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1422

Banquet Living - What to Wear

To experience the rich banquet life that God has for us, it's important to trust in the righteousness He has provided for us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140323.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

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