Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20963 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

30 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1413

Cybersalt News - October 30, 2013

Cybersalt Shaker Episode #009 is now online! Have a visit with me and my hot water tank by watching "Lukewarm" at:www.cybersalt.org/3adq Enjoy the rest of today's digest.... read more..

30 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

4658

Lukewarm - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #009

A lukewarm hot water tank leads Pastor Tim into thoughts of Revelation 3:14-16. ... read more..

30 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2184

Grandpa's Prayers

Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he, typically, said a long prayer over the food. One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip... read more..

30 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1735

Quote #1391

"A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time."- Anne Taylor Fleming read more..

30 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3510

Cat Obsession

He said "Your obsession with cats is out of control. I can't handle it anymore." She cried, "You're kicking meeeowt?"... read more..

30 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2440

One-liner #0943

I bet the NSA's nickname for my mom is 'all caps in Florida'. read more..

30 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4231

Weight For Help

Somewhat skeptical of his son's new found determination to become Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department, admiring a set of weights. "Pleas... read more..

29 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1432

Cybersalt News - October 29, 2013

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Car Fly" at:www.cybersalt.org/3aw8 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

29 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6930

Car Fly

I believe I can fly! ... read more..

29 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2147

Long Marriages

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Tom, just what... read more..

29 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2092

One-liner #0942

The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.... read more..

29 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5998

Narcissism

Narcissists are people filled with self-pretty. read more..

29 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1900

Quote #1390

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, read more..

29 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3996

Popping Ears

Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight. They had only been aloft a few minutes when the elderly lady complained to the stewardess that her ears were po... read more..

28 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4904

Pull Over Cookies

Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave hi... read more..

28 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1475

Cybersalt News - October 28, 2013

There is a new funny horse picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Horse Boat" at:www.cybersalt.org/3aa9 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

28 Oct

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

8698

Horse Boat

Some in the community were questioning brother Jakob's commitment. ... read more..

28 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2221

Consistency In Mentoring

An English teacher often wrote little notes on student essays. Often she worked late, and as the hours passed, her handwriting deteriorated. One day a student came to her after class with an essay th... read more..

28 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1734

Quote #1389

"How do you know if you are a servant? By how you react when someone treats you as one."- Dawson Trotman read more..

28 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7188

Brie Cheese

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie? read more..

28 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2235

One-liner #0941

I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider’s web.... read more..

27 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1063

Helping Ourselves to Learn

There are a number of things we can do to help ourselves learn what God is teaching us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131027.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20131027.mp3"> ... read more..

26 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1393

Cybersalt News - October 26, 2013

It's been a while since I added a new funny cat or dog picture to the Cybersalt Site, so I've added one of each today! However, they go together and can only live in one directory so you will fi... read more..

26 Oct

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

7495

Cat and Dog Road Trips

We've all seen the difference between how dogs and cats ride in cars. This explains so much! ... read more..

26 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2133

Volunteering

One of those physical fitness club franchises was preparing to enter the international market. They placed ads in newspapers all over the county for people who could represent them on a tour. The ad s... read more..

26 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1782

Quote #1388

"Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying a grudge the other guy's out dancing." - Buddy Hackett read more..

26 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3456

Drafts Folder

Every time I click on my drafts folder a window opens: it's cool! read more..

26 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1884

One-liner #0940

If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room in which it is located. read more..

26 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3826

2 min read

Mother's Flu

(Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by her meaning husband.) Monday A.M.Dearest: Sleep late. Everything under control. Lunches packed. Kids off to school. Menu for dinner planned. read more..

25 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1452

Cybersalt News - October 25, 2013

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Time For Ambivalence" at:www.cybersalt.org/338x Also, please note that the Cybersalt Site will be offline for a few hour... read more..

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