Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20966 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - August 9, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1440

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2013

There are 2 new pages on the Cybersalt Site today.  The first one I found very inspiring to watch.  You'll find "Big Universe" at:www.cybersalt.org/videos/big-universe The other video is si... read more..
Golf Comeback
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4678

Golf Comeback

(This joke is based on an actual event which is a part of golf lore around the world). A golfer is playing a round of golf with his buddies. On the sixth hole, a hole over water, he proceeds to flub read more..
Invitation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2509

Invitation

A nurse on the pediatric ward, before listening to the little ones chests, would plug the stethoscope into their ears and let them listen to their own hearts. Their eyes would always light up with awe... read more..
One-liner #0927
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2140

One-liner #0927

"Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight." - The Swiss Army read more..
Quote #1375
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1721

Quote #1375

"It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching."- Francis of Assisi read more..
Roman Numerals
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4262

Roman Numerals

Fancy Roman Numerals? No sir, not on my watch!... read more..
Big Universe
Videos
Pastor Tim
3194

Big Universe

"God made man small and the universe big to say something about himself."- John Piper read more..
Cat Shark
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
7241

Cat Shark

This video is simply too bizarre to adequately describe in words. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 8, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1449

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Bun Warmer" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bun-warmer Enjoy the rest of today's mailing... read more..
Bun Warmer
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6512

Bun Warmer

As soon as the meat is finished you can warm your buns. ... read more..
Talking Horse
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4573

Talking Horse

A jogger, running down a country road, is startled as a horse yells at him, "Hey! Come over here, buddy!" The jogger is stunned, but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, "Are ... read more..
Do You Have a Life?
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1964
2 min read

Do You Have a Life?

Have you ever been embarrassed by misunderstanding something somebody said? It happened to me a few days ago. I was on a public bus. I was bored, so I was playing Tetris on my cell phone. An elderly... read more..
One-liner #0926
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2112

One-liner #0926

"You may say that I'm a dreamer: the clinical term is narcoleptic." read more..
Quote #1374
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1711

Quote #1374

"Pray, and let God worry."- Martin Luther read more..
Origami Tutor
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2973

Origami Tutor

I hired a private origami tutor and I must say the quality of my work has improved tenfold! read more..
Cybersalt News - August 7, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1397

Cybersalt News - August 7, 2013

Yesterday was a dusty day at Cybersalt World Headquarters.  CWH is located next to a really large gravel pit which is being developed for houses. At first glance I thought there was a light fog r... read more..
Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2116

Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated

Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated ~ Never date anyone who is rude to the waiter/waitress. ~ Never date anyone who is rude to their mother. ~ If they have a tendency to be rude to you now, just... read more..
Quote #1373
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1851

Quote #1373

"Do not expect always to get an emotional charge or a feeling of quiet peace when you read the Bible. By the grace of God you may expect that to be a frequent experience, but often you will get no emo read more..
One-liner #0925
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2036

One-liner #0925

"When one door closes another one opens, you should really get that cabinet fixed." read more..
Karl Marx's Tomb
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2974

Karl Marx's Tomb

Karl Marx's tomb is a communist plot.... read more..
Goober Hunters Flying
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5460

Goober Hunters Flying

Two Goober hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting.  They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls.  The pilot came back as arranged to pic... read more..
Refs and Hot Moms
Backpew
Jeff Larson
1934

Refs and Hot Moms

  This article page features a cartoon illustration of Song of Solomon for Referees read more..
Young Stag
Backpew
Jeff Larson
1682

Young Stag

  This article page features Song of Solomon 2:9 paraphrased with a nightmare vision read more..
No Condemnation
Backpew
Jeff Larson
2186

No Condemnation

  This article page features a cartoon illustration of Romans 8:1 where there is no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus read more..
Acts Herod Worms
Backpew
Jeff Larson
2597

Acts Herod Worms

  This article page features a bible cartoon from Acts 12:23 where evil King Herod is struck down and eaten by worms read more..
A Day at the ROM
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1708
2 min read

A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..
A Day at the ROM
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
0
2 min read

A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..
Jesus' Better Ministry
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1260

Jesus' Better Ministry

Jesus' ministry as High Priest is better than that of the high priests descended from Aaron. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 4, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1446

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2013

Sunday greetings everyone. It's been an long time since I sent out a Sunday mailing.  The Westside Bible Church web site is up to date with recordings of my messages from recent months.  I'... read more..
More Church Bulletin Humor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
13486
2 min read

More Church Bulletin Humor

*More Church Bulletin Humor* Sermon Outline:I. Delineate your fearII. Disown your fearIII. Displace your rear - Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. - If you would like to make a dona read more..
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