Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

27 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

493

Quote #2255

"Who believes what we've heard and seen? Who would have thought God's saving power would look like this?" - Isaiah read more..

27 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

473

One-Liner #1820

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people's phone numbers is doing now.... read more..

27 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5081

ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL:Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS:The o... read more..

27 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3970

Circus Attack

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a circus? Go for the juggler!... read more..

27 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1934

Child Safety

I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped into a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I mis-stepped and fell down an entire flight of stairs (13 to be ex... read more..

24 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

404

Cybersalt News - March 24, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am many months into my new habit of tidying up my desk and putting everything away each night. I am so enjoying the extra energy that comes from not having the distracti... read more..

23 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

649

4 min read

Ice Cream Solves a Lot of My Problems

Like everybody else, I face problems almost every day. Or maybe I should say, my problem faces me. Every Monday, when I get up, I say to myself, “How many problems will I have this week? How many wil... read more..

23 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

416

One-Liner #1819

“I worry about ridiculous things, you know, like how does a guy who drives a snowplow get to work in the morning… that can keep me awake for days.” - Billy Connolly... read more..

23 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4563

2 min read

Men, Dogs, Women

1. How Dogs and Men Are the Same Both take up too much space on the bed.Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.Both are threatened by their own kind.Both are bad at asking you questi read more..

23 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2508

Color Dreams

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.... read more..

23 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1852

Christian Living

Little Rodney, 4 years old, walked down the beach, and as he did, he spied a matronly woman sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked, "Are you a Christian?" "Yes." sh... read more..

23 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

440

Quote #2254

"But everyone who lined the streets had a different reason for waving those palms. Some were political activists; they’d heard Jesus had supernatural power, and they wanted him to use it to free read more..

21 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

449

Cybersalt News - March 21, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to spring or autumn, depending on your hemisphere! Calm has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters following a two night, March break sleepover by two of our... read more..

20 Mar

Susan Page

1110

4 min read

His Watermark

- photo by Susan PageI love nature photography. It is a hobby that I am quite passionate about, one which I never tire of. When I’m outdoors with my camera I lose all track of time and am in my “happy read more..

20 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3162

Cemetery Workers

"Cemetery workers always work the graveyard." read more..

20 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1987

The More

The more generous we are, the more joyous we become. The more cooperative we are, the more valuable we become. The more enthusiastic we are, the more productive we become. The more serving we are... read more..

20 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3796

W-a-i-t-i-n-g

The two ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed. The daughter of the family was with them, on the theory that she would keep the visitors occupied d... read more..

20 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

773

Quote #2253

"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor." - Franklin D. Roosevelt read more..

20 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

448

One-Liners #1818

It seems unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed that don't want to go to bed.... read more..

Dr. Geezer's Hilarious Clinic: A Prescription for Laughter!

20 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

566

2 min read

Dr. Geezer's Hilarious Clinic: A Prescription for Laughter!

An old physician, Doctor John Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that read: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - ... read more..

17 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

360

Cybersalt News - March 17, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy St. Patrick's Day. We are enjoying a wonderful burst of warm weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters! It was one of those post-winter days when you remember tha... read more..

16 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

689

4 min read

Who Doesn’t Like Baloney?

When I was young, my favorite sandwich was the baloney sandwich. Sometimes, with cheese and other things, but most importantly, baloney. I can’t imagine what my childhood would have been like without ... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

429

St. Paddy's Day Pun

Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5326

First Grade Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and asked them to write the rest. As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You... read more..

End of Life, Judgement, Appearing Before God

16 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1892

End of Life, Judgement, Appearing Before God

A little boy was riding the elevator at a breathtaking speed to the 40th floor of a skyscraper. With eyes as big as saucers he asked his father, "Daddy, does God know we're coming?"... read more..

16 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

449

Quote #2252

"May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide, and may your pockets always have a coin inside." - Irish Proverb read more..

16 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

422

One-liner #1817

The leprechauns made me do it.... read more..

14 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

390

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Every now and then you just have to dig up the past, so that is what Grandma Cybersalt and I are doing at Cybersalt Word Headquarters this week. The street we live on is a ... read more..

13 Mar

Susan Page

1210

3 min read

Growing

- photo by Susan PageTo gather a harvest means some seed has been planted. Whether it is a seed of the beginning of something new, a seed of doubt, or a seed of faith, all these seeds will grow under read more..

From Marine to Bear: A Hilarious Mix-Up | Funny Family Story 🤣

13 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3290

From Marine to Bear: A Hilarious Mix-Up | Funny Family Story 🤣

My husband's cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service. They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears--one in a UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb. When the... read more..

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