Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

13 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3440

Car Recognition

A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn't gotten the license number. "What kind of car was he driving?" the husband asked. "I do... read more..

13 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2226

Candy Pun

Sweets are the destiny that shapes our ends.... read more..

13 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1814

Work Ethic, Children, Unions

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural-history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?" On... read more..

13 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

399

Quote #2251

"Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see." - Arthur Schopenhauer read more..

13 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

419

One-Liner #1816

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.... read more..

10 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

391

Cybersalt News - March 10, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! My good friend, Harold McNabb, shared today's news image on Facebook and when I saw it I was so struck by its wonderful truth that I had to share it with you today! Today... read more..

Idiots Make Me Look Good, So Says the Boss

09 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

703

4 min read

Idiots Make Me Look Good, So Says the Boss

Often, I get agitated by people I call "idiots." I don't have an inclusive definition for what an idiot really is; I just use the word carelessly. Especially is this true when I'm out in the neighbor... read more..

09 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

455

Quote #2250

"The fruits of your labors may be reaped two generations from now. Trust, even when you don't see the results." - Henri Nouwen read more..

09 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4456

3 min read

$0.00

In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away. In April he r... read more..

09 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2397

Church Drive

A friend of mine bought a new car that sported an on-board computer. One Sunday morning when he got into the car to drive to church, the digital display lit up. Glancing at the readout, he chuckled at... read more..

09 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1789

One-Liner #1815

This project is so important that we can't let things that are more important interfere with it.... read more..

09 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1917

Honesty, Materialism

"Lord, give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money." read more..

07 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3222

Newspaper Typo

A preacher phoned the city's newspaper. "Thank you very much," said he, "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday. The topic I sent you was 'What Jesus Saw in A Publi... read more..

07 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

423

Cybersalt News - March 7, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm off to the dentist today to get my teeth cleaned and to be reminded that I should remember to brush behind my front teeth as well! I do pretty well with brushing and fl... read more..

06 Mar

Susan Page

617

3 min read

Easter Pause

- photo by Susan PageEaster is a time when we stop and reflect on the gift of eternal life through the sacrifice of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. The Good News of the cross has the power to tran read more..

06 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

450

Quote #2249

“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.” ― Charles Dickens, Great Expectations... read more..

06 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

409

One-Liner #1814

Sometimes you might feel like no one's there for you, but you know who's always there for you? Laundry. Laundry will always be there for you.... read more..

06 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4885

2 min read

Farmer Joe & Bessie

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questio... read more..

06 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6458

Communist Pun

Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.... read more..

06 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1865

Generations

Windsor Castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourists was standing outside the castle admiring the elegant structure, a plane ... read more..

03 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

424

Cybersalt News - March 3, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Things were already pretty crazy workwise and on top of that I help a friend move. The move itself wasn't that bad because... read more..

Making Decisions is the Hardest Part of My Life

02 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

641

4 min read

Making Decisions is the Hardest Part of My Life

If it were not for decisions, my life would be perfect. After all these years, I still wrestle with decision-making. I admit that I often don’t make good decisions. I'm not sure, so don't repeat this... read more..

28 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

489

Quote #2248

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.” ― Erma Bombeck... read more..

28 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

603

One-liner #1813

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.... read more..

28 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4262

2 min read

Dog Rules

Basic Rules for Dogs Who Have a Yard To Protect NEWSPAPERS: If you have to go to the bathroom while playing in the front yard, always use the newspaper that's placed in the driveway every morning for... read more..

28 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3438

Complaint Pun

A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded. "He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, ... read more..

28 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1876

Progress, Inventions, Rest

The bathtub was invented in 1850. The telephone was invented in 1875. This might not seem like much, but if you had lived back then, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without being both... read more..

The Key To Life Is Forgetting The Right Things

25 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

595

4 min read

The Key To Life Is Forgetting The Right Things

The thing that has concerned me as I have aged was about forgetting things. How could I remember everything when I was crowding my brain with all kinds of new things? In this regard, there is no co... read more..

25 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

420

Cybersalt News - February 25, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today's video share is a beautiful acapella version of one of my favorite worship songs: Is He Worthy?Click Here to Watch Enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim&... read more..

24 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

490

Quote #2247

"What could we accomplish if we knew we could not fail?" - Eleanor Roosevelt read more..

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