Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

10 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3348

Animal Superbowl

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half time, the coach made a passiona... read more..

10 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1926

Romance, Youth, Technology

Some teachers at state universities get to know our students fairly well. One instructor told his communications class of his plans to propose marriage. A student spoke up and said that he had recent... read more..

08 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3560

In Flight Announcement

A plane took off from Louisville International Airport, and when it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain started his announcements over the intercom. "Ladies and gentleman, this... read more..

08 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

437

Cybersalt News - February 8, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On my quest to have a zero inbox, I am happy to report that I have managed to get if back down to under 500 emails. Sometimes just keeping on trying is progress in life! T... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3401

Candidate Pun

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election. "More on candidates at 10pm," he said. My ten-year-old son looked at me in disbelief. "I didn't know t... read more..

07 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1931

Advice, Arrogance

A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist. "So who did you see before coming to me?" asked the doctor. The patient answered, "My local General Practitioner." "Y... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3804

Bob's Lesson

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautifu... read more..

07 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

652

One-Liner #1807

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn and now we wait.... read more..

07 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

467

Quote #2242

Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin that will prevent bears from breaking into it: "There is considerable overlap between the intell... read more..

04 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

428

Cybersalt News - February 4, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! I forgot to report, last Chicken Thursday, about how my birthday gift went over with Grandma Cybersalt. I bought her a guitar and she was very happy to receive it. On the ... read more..

03 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

866

4 min read

The Cookie Monster Has Returned

Sitting in my office working on some projects, I was suddenly surrounded by a familiar aroma. This surprised me because I had no idea what was happening. That aroma was familiar, but I couldn't ident... read more..

03 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

455

One-Liner #1806

The most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes.... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7593

Circle Pun

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?... read more..

03 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1920

Big City Worry

A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since we weren't used to the big city, we were overly concerned about security. The first night we placed a chair against the do... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3274

Navy Shots

While I'm not sure of the procedure now, when I was in the Navy, every so often, you got umpteen shots, whether you needed them or not. The carrier pilot in front of me as we passed thru the line aske... read more..

03 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

579

Quote #2241

"Always clap for your friends, even if their dreams come true before yours." - Shehzad Ahmad read more..

01 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

477

Cybersalt News - February 1, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you have a website that sends out a newsletter it's important for you to know that as of today, Google and Yahoo will reject email from domains which do not have a ... read more..

31 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3083

Cards You Will Never See From Hallmark

"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. A read more..

31 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

546

Quote #2240

"May we think of freedom not as the right to do as we please, but the opportunity to do what is right." - Peter Marshall read more..

31 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

440

One-Liner #1805

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son; he said: "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"... read more..

31 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2373

Broken Pun

My ten-year-old son informed us that part of his tooth had come out. We checked and, sure enough, a piece had broken off. Trying to lighten the moment, I asked my husband, "What do you suppose the to... read more..

Kindness in Marriage, Makeup, Plastic Surgery

31 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1952

Kindness in Marriage, Makeup, Plastic Surgery

The lady of the house announced to her husband that she was going to the beauty parlor. He asked, "Are you going in for an estimate or are you going to get the work done?"... read more..

31 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4308

Poor Vagabond

A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked gently on the door. The Innkeeper's wife stuck... read more..

27 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

729

4 min read

Do I Need to Repeat That?

Of all the holidays during the year that I like, my birthday is at the bottom of the list. Now that I'm at my current age, I prefer not to be reminded that I'm getting older. All a birthday does for m... read more..

27 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

493

One-Liner #1804

I don't know how many coffees it takes to be friendly, but so far it's more than 12.... read more..

27 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

533

Quote #2239

"When the phone was tied with a wire, humans were free." - unknown read more..

27 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3331

Wittle Wabbits

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper bends way down and puts his hands on his knees so that ... read more..

27 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2225

Atheists

An atheist is a person who has no invisible means of support.... read more..

27 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1898

Curiosity, Sinful Nature

A teacher was winding up a discussion in her fourth grade class on the importance of curiosity. Teacher: "Where would we be today if no one had ever been curious?" Child: "In the Garden of Eden?"... read more..

27 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

486

Cybersalt News - January 28, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Excitement is ramping up at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt's 60th birthday approaches on Tuesday! I have already bought Susan her birthday gift. I know ... read more..

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