Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

19 Mar

Susan Page

Susan Davis

195

2 min read

In Love ... Forgive

- photo by Susan PageThe season of Lent is when we focus on Christ’s sacrifice on the cross. The cruelty that took place before and during His death is hard to contemplate, sometimes nearly impossible read more..

19 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

141

Free Legless Parrot! 🌟

Am giving away a legless parrot for free. No perches necessary.... read more..

19 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

114

One-Liner #1909

I got an email explaining how to read maps backwards. It was spam.... read more..

19 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

123

Quote #2344

Even though you didn't make it to the end of my story, I will always have the corner folded down on your page ... because it was one of my favorites. - Unknown... read more..

19 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2272

Slanderous Statements

A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. "But t... read more..

19 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5801

Lion Tamer

A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience and the man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous... read more..

16 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

190

Cybersalt News - March 16, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone. Many of you know I've been attending Freedom Sessions at our church on Thursday nights. This past week, we wrapped up the 20th and final session, and I'm still processing ... read more..

15 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

130

Quote #2343

"On particularly rough days, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100%, and that's pretty good." - Unknown read more..

15 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

131

One-Liner #1908

Well, well, well, if it isn't the bridge I said I'd cross when I came to it.... read more..

15 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

225

4 min read

I’ll Tell You When I’ve Had Enough

It was evening, and the day was just about over. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were chilling in the living room, watching TV. It is always lovely when the day ends, and you can relax. ... read more..

15 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2155

Lazarus, Come Out!

Our children's Sunday School classes were presenting their year-end program for the congregation - telling about the life of Jesus. When it came to the part about Jesus' miracles, one little boy said... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

11744

2 min read

How to Give Your Cat a Pill

I. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a nice kitty." Drop pill into its mouth. 2. Retri... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

147

Microscope vs. Telescope 🌀

What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope.... read more..

13 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

176

Cybersalt News - March 13, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt was sick for a week, but she is over it now. I think I did pretty good taking care of her while she was under the weather: a testimony to all the things I... read more..

Nun Runs Amok! Doctor's Cure is Hilariously Unorthodox! 😂

12 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4189

Nun Runs Amok! Doctor's Cure is Hilariously Unorthodox! 😂

A nun stepped out of the doctor's office, saying her rosary rather loudly as she hurried down the hospital corridor. Another doctor witnessed this, and went to ask her doctor about it. "Hey, what ... read more..

12 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3304

Murphy's Laws on Computers

- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it. - Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one. - You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all. - The likeli read more..

12 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1603

Helping the Lost

A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "guinea pigs" in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for b... read more..

12 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

125

One-Liner #1907

My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked her, "How small?" She replied, "Just you, me, and the principal."... read more..

12 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

559

Quote #2342

"In adversity we tend to doubt God's fatherly care, but in prosperity we tend to forget it. If we are to trust God, we must acknowledge our dependence upon him at all times, good times as well as bad read more..

12 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

148

Unforgettable Grandma👵📞

I still have my late grandmother in my contacts. We shouldn't have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.... read more..

12 Mar

Susan Page

300

4 min read

Eyes on Jesus

- photo by Susan PageA woman shared her experience of a time when her father was extremely ill. She was looking for answers that the medical community could not provide. Even though she felt God’s Spi read more..

09 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

162

Cybersalt News - March 9, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I don't know if it's the case where you live, but here at CyberSalt World Headquarters, we changed the clocks forward an hour last night in keeping with Daylight Saving Ti... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4762

Mr. Sugarbrown's Daughter

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday Sc... read more..

08 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

166

One-Liner #1906

So why is it that when Star Trek 'boldly go where no one has gone before' they always find someone there?... read more..

08 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

140

Quote #2341

"Thankfulness is a flower which will never bloom well except upon a root of deep humility." - J.C. Ryle read more..

08 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2315

Laws of the Toddler

1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be you read more..

08 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

275

4 min read

A Needle Named Miss Ouch

My father has been gone for 15 years. It hardly seems that long, but time goes by, and you can’t stop it. One of my father’s “jokes” was, “Son, I’m so sick and tired of being sick and tired.” Then he... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

155

Lost and Fizzy🥤

My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is.... read more..

From Heart Attacks to Coffin Chats: A Comedy of Errors

06 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3153

From Heart Attacks to Coffin Chats: A Comedy of Errors

Mrs. Smith was a hypochondriac. Dr. Jones was fed up with her constant complaints about non-existent illnesses, so he started palming her off with a mild sedative to keep her happy. One day she compl... read more..

06 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

229

Cybersalt News - March 6, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I experienced one of the best earthquakes we've had at Cybersalt World Headquarters since moving here almost 29 years ago. What makes a great earthquake? It lasts long enou... read more..

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