Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20945 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

25 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3372

School Question

A University of Alabama football player was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with ... read more..

25 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

454

Cybersalt News - January 25, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have sprained my ankle and it's super painful, though I did have some nice relief last night when I was sitting at the desk working and my foot went numb. No worries... read more..

24 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

594

Quote #2238

Said the horse, "You can lead a human to knowledge, but you can't make it think."... read more..

24 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3424

Job Search Woe

Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she'd have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area. She e-mailed cover... read more..

24 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2481

Birth Registration

George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son. The woman behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy, and the father replies: "Euro." The woman says that s... read more..

Credit, Stewardship, Financial Responsibility

24 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1890

Credit, Stewardship, Financial Responsibility

I got some bad news today: You know the money you get from those ATM machines? It comes from YOUR account!... read more..

24 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

528

One-Liner #1803

Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius died in 1744 aged 43 though his rival Fahrenheit was convinced he was 109.... read more..

21 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

475

Cybersalt News - January 21, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! The cold air has departed and the rain has returned, "shoveling" the snow away for the last couple of days around Cybersalt World Headquarters. The forecast is calling for... read more..

20 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

853

4 min read

My Oh My What a Nice Slice of Pie

Whenever things go better than you can imagine, it is always a red flag to pay attention because something is wrong. I don’t always catch it, and I have paid the price. One day this past week, The Gr... read more..

20 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

486

Quote #2237

"Shame dies when stories are told in safe places." - Ann Voskamp read more..

20 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

534

One-Liner #1802

People write "congrats" because they can't spell congrajlashins.... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3082

Ten for Sure

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the store (near the cash registers), when the shoplifter broke fro... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4259

Clinic Sign

From a sign at the blood donor clinic: "Sorry to needle you. We need your blood."... read more..

20 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1939

Testimony

The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while. The priest asks him: "Do you want to speak with me, my son?" "No, I'm just waiting." "Waiting for what?" "Waiti... read more..

18 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

462

Cybersalt News - January 18, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We got enough snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday for me to go out and do some shoveling. If you live anywhere that gets enough snow to shovel, you will know the... read more..

17 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7530

Southern Hospitality

A very gentle southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' to jump. She stopped her car, rolled ... read more..

17 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

496

Quote #2236

"Pay attention to your patterns. The way you learned to survive may not be the way you want to continue to live. Heal and shift." - Dr. Thema Bryant-Davis read more..

17 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

466

One-Liner #1801

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2504

Bug Pun 1

Read a fascinating book I just got from the Discovery Channel. "Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Centipedes". It's good reading, but about 60% of the book is footnotes.... read more..

17 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1999

People and Mistakes

People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes. People who do less work... make less mistakes. People who do no work... make no mistakes. People who make no mistakes... get promoted. That's w... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4377

Age Hat

In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger." "Then I don't want it," retorted the customer. "I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every ti... read more..

14 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

448

Cybersalt News - January 14, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Wow, is it every cold at Cybersalt World Headquarters! My dad has a saying for how cold it is, but like a lot of sayings that dad's have. I can't print it here, lol, but t... read more..

13 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

891

4 min read

A Banana Split on My Mind

I must confess I heavily lean towards being a workaholic; I just love working and keeping myself busy. Years ago, I discovered that the busier I am, the less liable I am to get into trouble. No matte... read more..

13 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

482

Quote #2235

"Holy joy lies in the habit of murmuring thanks to God for the smallest of graces." - Ann Voskamp read more..

13 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

481

One-Liner #1800

My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

13 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3571

2 min read

Miracle Toddler Diet

Losing weight is the number one New Year's Resolution. The problem is, hardly anything works. Well, I found this one diet that will absolutely shed the pounds. Read it and see if you don't agree. I... read more..

13 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2461

Bridge Club

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Saturday.... read more..

13 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2027

Dead Cat

A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news. Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tri... read more..

11 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

460

Cybersalt News - January 11, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like winter is actually going to make an appearance at Cybersalt World Headquarters this year (as in this winter.) The forecast is a stormy and chilly one, with th... read more..

10 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

558

Romantic Wife

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking se... read more..

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