Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20949 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

13 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2461

Bridge Club

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Saturday.... read more..

13 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2028

A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news. Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tri... read more..

11 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

460

Cybersalt News - January 11, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like winter is actually going to make an appearance at Cybersalt World Headquarters this year (as in this winter.) The forecast is a stormy and chilly one, with th... read more..

10 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

558

Romantic Wife

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking se... read more..

10 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

702

Quote #2234

The Work of Christmas When the song of the angels is stilled, When the star in the sky is gone, When the kings and princes are home, When the shepherds are back with their flock, The work of Christm... read more..

10 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

807

4 min read

What’s New About A New Year?

On New Year’s Eve, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were celebrating in our living room with some hot apple cider. We wanted to end the year together. At our age, with so many children, g... read more..

10 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8768

Top Tips for Cheapskates

~ Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know. ~ When reading a book, try tearing out the pages as you read them. Th... read more..

10 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4014

Cafeteria Pun

At the hospital where I work, the quality of meals offered in the employees' cafeteria is a true source of aggravation. Once I watched two young surgeons approach the serving line. After reading the... read more..

10 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1967

Finger Pointing

Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up: "Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you!"... read more..

10 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

500

One-Liner #1799

I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything – which as you know, always leads to something – cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

07 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

448

Cybersalt News - January 7, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday because we were too busy to put a digest together while entertaining our guests from India. Chetan Madaan is a friend I made onl... read more..

06 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

505

Quote #2233

A man's greatest care should be for that place where he dwells longest; therefore eternity should be in his scope! - Thomas Manton... read more..

06 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

520

One-Liner #1798

If I don't text back at night it's 'cuz I'm out helping Batman.... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

9806

Burger Pun

Customer: "We'll have a hamburger and a Veggie Burger, please." Waiter: "Two burgers, one regular, one de-calf!"... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7018

Van Gogh Family Tree

After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His obnoxious brother... Please Gogh His dizzy aunt ... Verti Gogh ... read more..

06 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

11209

5 min read

The Lord's Prayer

"Our Father which art in heaven."--- Yes? Don't interrupt me. I'm praying --- But you called me Called you? I didn't call you. I'm praying. "Our father which art in heaven."--- There you did it read more..

06 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1739

Marriage, control

My wife and I get along just great, except that she's a "backseat driver" second to none. After years of putting up with her pestering, I finally decided I'd had enough and advised her that I would n... read more..

31 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

480

Cybersalt News - December 31, 2023

New Year's Eve greetings, everyone! As Earth spins out the old year, and spins in a new year, Susan and I want to thank you again for being a part of our lives through the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter... read more..

30 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3784

Why Dogs are Better Than Kids

45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter? -- NOT! Dogs cannot lie. Dogs never resist nap time. You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog. Dogs don't pester you abo... read more..

30 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

791

4 min read

Cultivating the Fine Art of Listening

If confession is good for the soul, I must confess here, I have not been successful at everything in my life. Oh yes, there are a few things I have been successful at, which I won’t mention right now.... read more..

29 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3340

New Year's Resolution Definition

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.... read more..

29 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2945

Wrapping Talk

A few days after Christmas last year, my six year old son and I were talking. He asked, "Mom, is there a Santa Claus?" "Well, what do you think?" I asked him. He replied, "Well, my Playstation that... read more..

29 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

506

Quote #2232

"Kindness, kindness, kindness. I want to make a New Year's prayer, not a resolution. I'm praying for courage." - Susan Sontag read more..

29 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2551

The Passing of the Year

I prepare to meet the New: Old Year! a parting word that's true, For we've been comrades, you and I -- I thank God for each day of you; There! bless you now! Old Year, good-bye! ~ Robert Service... read more..

29 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

505

One-Liner #1797

Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December: “Let’s have another round, shall we?”... read more..

28 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3440

Exercise Insights

~ It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. ~ My ... read more..

Another Jingle Bell Christmas in the Tree

28 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

705

4 min read

Another Jingle Bell Christmas in the Tree

It doesn't seem possible another Christmas has come and gone. They come and go so fast that I'm not sure I can keep up with all of this. Every year, our family has more people, which is never bad. ... read more..

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in 43 Languages

28 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3831

2 min read

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in 43 Languages

Afrikaans - Geseënde kersfees en voorspoedige nuwe jaar Apache (Western) - Gozhqq Keshmish Arabic - I'D Miilad Said ous Sana Saida Croatian - Sretan Bozic Danish - Glædelig Jul oggodt nytår ... read more..

28 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

568

Quote #2231

"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis read more..

28 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3261

New Bank Teller

First man: "I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller." Second man: "I thought they just hired a new teller last week." First man: "Right. That's the one they're looking for."... read more..

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