Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20949 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

28 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

568

Quote #2231

"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis read more..

28 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3261

First man: "I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller." Second man: "I thought they just hired a new teller last week." First man: "Right. That's the one they're looking for."... read more..

28 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5395

Thank-you Notes

One Christmas, a parent decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result their grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous checks... read more..

28 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

478

Cybersalt News - December 28, 2023

Oh look, the last Chicken Thursday of 2023! Grandma Cybersalt's and my Christmas experienced some last minute changes when our granddaughter tested positive for COVID on Christmas Eve. That resulted ... read more..

27 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

510

One-Liner #1796

Just checked that the carton of milk in my fridge expired December 31; unlike me, it had a date on New Year’s Eve.... read more..

24 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

520

2 min read

Cybersalt News - December 24, 2023

Christmas Eve greetings, everyone! Once again this season finds us hearkening to Christmases past as a blueprint to reference the recreation of the traditions and conditions that have comforted us fo... read more..

23 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5405

Hoofing Santa

Last year at Christmas time, I dressed up in my Santa suit and after greeting my children, my wife asked the kids if they wanted to take Santa to a relative's house. They said yes. So I got in the... read more..

23 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4316

5 min read

Dad Had A Special Christmas Tradition

A tradition, a friend of mine used to opine, is anything done more than once. He just may have something there. I love tradition; however, many people turn their nose up at the word as though it was a... read more..

23 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

480

One-Liner #1795

"A bookstore is one of the only piece of evidence we have that people are still thinking." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

23 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3527

3 min read

1 Corinthians 13 for Christmas

If I speak in the tongues of Christmas materialism and greed but have not love, I am only a tinny Christmas song or an out of tune choir. If I have the gift of knowing what Aunt Agatha will give me t... read more..

23 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5104

3 min read

The 12 Days of Christmas - Re-Examined

In light of Competition Global Challenges, the North Pole is required to continue to take more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to take place in the "Twelv... read more..

23 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

513

Quote #2230

"Jesus became man because what was needed was the death of a man who was more than man. The incarnation was God's locking himself into death row." - John Piper read more..

23 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2680

North Pole Pictures

How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-a-roid.... read more..

21 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

482

Cybersalt News - December 21, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - on the shortest day of the year (in the Northern Hemisphere!) The water tank at Cybersalt World Headquarters has started to leak, but we are thankful it is a very, very sl... read more..

20 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

533

One-Liner #1794

The worst part about not buying snacks so you won't eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack!... read more..

20 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

523

Quote #2229

"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things, not the great occasions, give off the greatest glow of happiness." - Bob Hope read more..

20 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2938

1 min read

Christmas Love Chapter

If you like this one, there is another version of the "Love Chapter" (1 Corinthians 13) rewritten for Christmas here. +++++++++++++++++++ If I decorate my house perfectly with plaid bows,&nbsp... read more..

20 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4802

2 min read

Christmas Bike Letters

It was coming up to Christmas and Sammy asked his mom if he could have a new bike. So, she told him that the best idea would be to write to Santa Claus. But Sam, having just played a vita... read more..

20 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2325

Mall Santas

I am terrified of the Santa at the mall where I work. Our company psychiatrist met with me and has discovered I am Claustrophobic.... read more..

20 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

1682

Christmas Special

Three men died on Christmas day and found themselves at the PearlyGates. St. Peter met them and said, "Because it's Christmas day we have a special deal on entry into Heaven. If you have something on... read more..

17 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

448

Cybersalt News - December 17, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! After attending a Christmas party last night, with other members of the worship team from our church, Grandma Cybersalt and I seem to have nothing else social on our agend... read more..

16 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

484

Quote #2228

"To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold." - Aristotle read more..

16 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

472

One-Liner #1793

It's strange there is a setting on every toaster to completely burn the bread.... read more..

16 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5604

5 min read

Why Did God Give Rudolph a Red Nose?

This is the time of the year when churches give way to the Great White Way. I am referring, of course, to the annual Sunday school Christmas program. No church year is complete without this extravagan... read more..

16 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

14331

2 min read

Christmas Cookie Rules

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free. 2. If you drink a diet soda afte read more..

16 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3013

Christmastime Separation

“Christmas: That time of year when a wife has to separate the men from the toys.” - Lee Daniel Quinn... read more..

14 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

446

Cybersalt News - December 14, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Wow - I just spotted so many grammatical mistakes in last week's news! I am behind on my emails so I don't even know whom to thank for pointing them out! When I first saw ... read more..

13 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3171

Nativity Accent

In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets! ... read more..

13 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

796

4 min read

Life Can Be a Series of Dreams

Lately, I’ve been having some fascinating dreams at night. Usually, I don’t give much thought to dreams, but lately, I’ve been thinking more about them. Last night, for example, I had this exciting d... read more..

13 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

505

Quote #2227

"It's what you give that makes an impact on this world, regardless of the things you have." - Jennifer Betts read more..

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