Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20949 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

13 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

488

One-Liner #1792

I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school.... read more..

13 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1875

Sarah and her thirteen-year-old sister had been fighting a lot this year. (This happens when you combine a headstrong three-year-old, who is sure she is always right, with a young adolescent.) Sarah'... read more..

13 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4241

Merry Christmas From Your Pets

Meowy Christmas from your loving cat.Aren't I cute? Now leave me alone. --Ann Bartow --------------------- I've always loved the Christmas Feast.I've heard this year it's ham.Too bad I've other plan... read more..

13 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2859

Christmastime

"Christmas is a time when lots of people get Santa-mental." read more..

10 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

417

Cybersalt News - December 10, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! We're into the shortest days and darkest and rainiest nights of the year here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. But in 11 days we will have the "shortest" day and from ther... read more..

09 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2219

3 min read

Time, Wisdom, Experience, Aging

Things People Have Learned Through the Years... I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night".- Age 5 I've learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli ei... read more..

09 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

566

Quote #2226

"Remember this December, that love weighs more than gold." - Josephine Dodge Daskam Bacon read more..

09 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

526

One-Liner #1791

December weather is more confusing than trying to untangle rainbow Christmas lights.... read more..

09 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

3933

Christmas Tree Hunt

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here: Two goobers went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls ... read more..

09 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3225

Cat Songs Pun

*Cats Favorite Christmas Songs* 1. Up on the Mousetop 2. Joy to the Curled 3. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus 4. Jingle Balls 5. Wreck the Halls read more..

08 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

669

4 min read

From Roast Turkey to Reindeer

Nothing is more confusing than being in the middle of two holidays. I have just finished Thanksgiving, and now Christmas is before me. Each year, it gets more difficult to adjust to the next holiday. ... read more..

07 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

472

Cybersalt News - December 7, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is almost fully decorated for Christmas, including 3 LED bulbs in our ceiling fan. I have each bulb rotating through different colours at a dif... read more..

06 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2784

Holiday Restaurant

I almost got thrown out of my sister-in-law's house one year at the holidays. I told them that I was thinking of opening a restaurant (I did this with a straight face, so they thought I was serious).... read more..

06 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

522

One-Liner #1790

December is the month to “sleigh” the holiday decorations!... read more..

06 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

534

Quote #2225

"Angels from the realms of glory wing your flight over all the earth. You who sang creations story, now proclaim Messiah's birth! Come and worship; worship Christ the newborn King." -James Montgomery read more..

06 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

34407

2 min read

Rainy Weather Humor

Nothing personal against Seattleites - feel free to change it to any other place that gets a lot of rain.------------------ A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day. She gets up the next day and ... read more..

06 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3133

Brown Paper Pete

A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whisky. When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked, "Where is everybody?" The bartender replied, "They've gone to the hanging." "Hanging? Who a... read more..

06 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1824

Most Important Words

The six most important words "I admit that I was wrong!" The five most important words "You did a great job." The four most important words "What do you think?" The three most important words ... read more..

03 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1001

4 min read

I Then Thought of Chocolate

Everybody has their own comfort food. I have a long list of comfort food, and Apple Fritter is at the top. Nothing comforts me quite like a fresh Apple Fritter. The other day I needed some comfort fo... read more..

03 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

501

Cybersalt News - December 3, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I enjoyed a special treat last night - and we didn't even have to leave the sidewalk in front of Cybersalt World Headquarters! For many years a ligh... read more..

02 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

530

One-Liner #1789

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict; so I'm going home for the hollandaise.... read more..

02 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5312

California

California does have its faults.... read more..

02 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2498

2 min read

A Birthday Celebration Invitation

You are cordially invited to A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!!! Guest of Honor: Jesus Christ Date: Every day. Traditionally, December 25 but He's always around, so the date is flexible. Time: Whenever you'... read more..

02 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

622

Quote #2221

"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson." - Unknown read more..

02 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3764

Ancestry

The following was overheard at a recent 'high society' party. "My ancestry goes back all the way to Alexander the Great," said Christine. She then turned to Miriam and asked, "How far back does your... read more..

26 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1043

4 min read

How Much Is Laughter Really Worth?

Of all the things I prioritize in my life, laughter is at the top of the list. I appreciate laughter more than any other thing. Some people get paid for their jokes, while others pay mightily. I am i... read more..

26 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

497

Cybersalt News - November 26, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! With less than one month to go until Christmas day Grandma Cybersalt and I have yet to unpack any of our decorations. But I think today is the day when we will get much of... read more..

25 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

545

Quote #2224

"The enemy knows your name, but calls you by your sin. God knows your sin, but calls you by your name." - Unknown read more..

25 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

512

One-Liner #1788

I can't keep calm; I'm Scottish!... read more..

25 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6356

2 min read

Beware of Bread

A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, "SMELL OF BAKED BREAD MAY BE HEALTH HAZARD." The article went on to describe the dangers of the smell of baking bread. The main danger, apparently, i... read more..

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