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Dr. Harold McNabb

Be Filled With The Spirit

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Written by: Dr. Harold McNabb
Published: 19 May 2005

I did not win the Denomination Derby last year. Oh, I was out there competing. Well, not exactly competing....driving as fast as I could. I had won it the year previous and figured my car was running well and didn't need any messing with. Well that's not exactly the case either. Rob and I did mess with the suspension. "Mess" is the operative word too. Here is a tip...don't mess around with what you really don't understand.

But that wasn't even the main problem, though doing circles on the backstretch instead of straight ahead doesn't help. What the main problem was I think, is that my fuel line or the fuel filters leading to the fuel injectors got dirty and restricted the fuel flow.  The result was that it would start and run fine at low speeds, so I had no indication there was anything wrong. But on race night, when I mashed the accelerator to the mat the engine revved then almost died as it starved for fuel. It surged then almost died all the way around the track. Every time I tried to pass it would give a moment of acceleration then just quit. It's really hard to race under those conditions. Valerie had a car that ran that way all the time and we finally sold it.

When you need power to pass, an anemic response just won't do.

Created: 19 May 2005
Last Updated: 13 July 2011
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Wait

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Written by: Dr. Harold McNabb
Published: 09 May 2005
Shortly after starting her perfume business, Estee Lauder realized she had to persuade a cosmetics buyer to place her products in many stores throughout the country.

At 9 A.M., Lauder was in the offices of the American Merchandising Corporation, waiting to see Marie Weston, the cosmetics buyer. Since Lauder had no appointment, she was advised to come back another day.

"I don't mind waiting," said Lauder. "I?ll wait until she has a few free moments."

Salespeople came and went. At lunch time, the receptionist said Weston's schedule was so full that getting to see her was impossible. Again, Lauder was told to come back later.

"I?ll wait a little longer," she persisted.

Hours passed. At 5:15 P.M. Marie Weston came out of . . .
Created: 09 May 2005
Last Updated: 13 July 2011
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Observations About an Unknown God

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Written by: Dr. Harold McNabb
Published: 01 May 2005
Is there anyone here today who would say, "I never win anything"? You go to the concert and the door prize is never for you, and the service club raffle always goes to someone else? I have good news for you. You are a winner! Just the fact that you are here is proof. When you were conceived, you know that the chances that egg would be fertilized by that sperm was a millions to one long shot, but here you are! You are one in a million...or more! Feeling better? I hope so.

Here is another calculation of long odds:

In A Short History of Nearly Everything, Bill Bryson marvels at what makes up human life:

No one really knows, but there may be as many as a million types of protein in the human body, and each one is a little miracle. By all the laws of probability proteins shouldn't exist. To make a protein you need to assemble amino acids?in a particular order, in much the same way that you assemble letters in a particular order to spell a word. [For example, to make collagen,] you need to arrange 1,055 amino acids in precisely the right sequence?.
Created: 01 May 2005
Last Updated: 13 July 2011
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How To Be A Brick

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Written by: Dr. Harold McNabb
Published: 25 April 2005
The rock group, Pink Floyd, have a song entitled, "Brick in the wall".
The lyrics are simple. There is only one stanza that repeats itself. It goes like this:

We don't need no education.
We don't need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teachers, leave those kids alone.
Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

There is a famous story about a king visiting the king of Sparta:

The King of Sparta was hosting a visiting king and boasted about the formidable walls of the city of Sparta. The visiting king looked around and could see no walls. He said to the Spartan king, "where are these walls of which you boast so much?" The Spartan king pointed . . .
Created: 25 April 2005
Last Updated: 13 July 2011
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The Shepherd and Guardian of our Souls

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Written by: Dr. Harold McNabb
Published: 16 April 2005
Did any of you memorize the poem Invictus by William Ernest Henley, when you were in school?
It goes like this:

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the horror of the shade,
And yet the . . .
Created: 16 April 2005
Last Updated: 13 July 2011
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  1. Affirmation in a Time of Suffering
  2. The Pilgrim Life is the Life For Me
  3. Sunday's Coming
  4. Jesus Is Pure Gold

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