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Monthly Archive

January 2007

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 103 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 01-21

"SANCTITY OF LIFE SUNDAY"   "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Isaiah 49:15,16 Jeremiah 1:5 Luke 18:15-17 Psalm 139:13-15 read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Freshman's Blind Date

"How was your blind date?" a freshman college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered.  "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow read more..

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Pastor Tim
2430

Biggest Lie

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.""... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1958

Good Morning 01-20

"Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning." - Psalm 30:5   Too often we allow the future to be colored by our present circumstances. We have a tendency to bec read more..

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Pastor Tim
4476

Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener. Confused guests constantly mistaking him for a beanbag chair. Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens. No longer cleans self unless... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2159

Cool Cakes

One of my happy memories from childhood is the birthday cakes my mom would make for me.  Many times she spent hours baking one from scratch (she often scratched open the cake mix box) in the sh read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1957

Good Morning 01-19

"Rather, clothe yourselves with the LORD Jesus Christ, and do not think about how to gratify the desires of the sinful nature." - Romans 13:14   Many of us would find victory over read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Back In My Day

For those of us who remember the good old days. In my day, we didn't have no rocks.  We had to go down to the creek and wash our clothes by beating them with our heads. Back in the 1970... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Happy Birthday Grandpa

My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1771

Catch 33

You can catch a cold and you can catch a train. You can catch a ball and you can catch a dog.  When you walk into a room you may catch someone's eye or at a restaurant you can order the catch of the d... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1835

Good Morning 01-18

"The LORD said to my father David, "Because it was in your heart to build a temple for my Name, you did well to have this in your heart." - 2 Chronicles 6:8   The desire of D read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Anesthesiologist Bill

Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 fee for the anesthesiologist.She called his office to demand an explanation. "Is this some kind of mi... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1752

Good Morning 01-17

"How priceless is your unfailing love. Both high and low among men find refuge in the shadow of your wings. They feast on the abundance of your house; you give them drink from your river of d read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Buffalo Comments

Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said, "Those are the mangiest, scroungiest, most moth-eaten, miserable beasts I have ever seen." One of the buffalo turned to... read more..

Games
Pastor Tim
17822

Penguin-Throw

I'm not sure what yetis have against penguins, but I guess if you want to play baseball in a wintery location you do what you have to.  I don't think there are enough Yeti in the world to form a ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2059

Good Morning 01-16

"There are different kinds of gifts, but the same Spirit." - 1 Corinthians 12:1-11   The Christmas tree has been taken down for a week or two and we don't want to look at the read more..

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Pastor Tim
2711

Chemistry Stir

This was a story told to us by our chemistry master at school. A female student wished to make some potassium hydroxide solution (aqueous) and decided to throw a large lump of potassium into a bucket ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2141

Freehand Circle Drawing

It was a few years ago when I realized that there was pretty much a world championship for every activity that means anything to anyone.  If you play rock, paper, scissors - there is a world ch read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1858

Good Morning 01-15

"For Zion's sake I will not keep silent, for Jerusalem's sake I will not remain quiet, till her righteousness shines out like the dawn, her salvation like a blazing torch." - Is read more..

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Pastor Tim
4108

Macho Dude

A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho", and went out walking with one of the hired hands.  Walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation: "Say, look at that ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Coffee Vending Machine

A man put his fifty cents in a vending machine and watched helplessly while the cup failed to appear and a nozzle sent coffee down the drain while another poured cream after it."Now that's automation!... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Know Their Religion

Understanding the religion of the people we are defending Jesus to is important. Constantly talking about how the truth applies to ourselves - without consideration of their own spiritual beliefs and ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3977

How does a home schooler change a light bulb?

Q: How does a home schooler change a light bulb? A: First, mom checks three books on electricity out of the library, then the kids make models of light bulbs, read a biography of Thomas Edison and ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1907

Good Morning 01-14

SECOND SUNDAY AFTER EPIPHANY   "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Isaiah 62:1-5 1 Cor. 12:1-11 John 2:1-11 Psalm 36   The gos read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Unique Breakfast

A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read Unique Breakfast, so he walked in and sat down.The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted."What's your Unique Breakf... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear

1.  I swallowed a goldfish. 2.  Your lipstick works better than crayons. 3.  Does grape juice leave a stain??? 4.  The principal called... 5.  But DAD says that wo read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1873

Good Morning 01-13

"A good tree cannot bring forth bad fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit." - Matthew 7:18   Jesus declared that the quality of the fruit is determined by the c read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Dollar Math

"If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?"Vinny raised his hand and answered, "One dollar."The teacher shook her head. "You don't know your math."V read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1917

Good Morning 01-12

"Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth." - Colossians 3:2   Many young people have had the advantage of a Christian home but have turned their backs on i read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1890

Dragon Illusion

Here is an illusion you don't have to be David Blayne, David Copperfield, or any other magician named David (for that matter) to be able to afford to do. As for how to create this optical i read more..

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