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Monthly Archive

January 2008

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 61 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2396

Kitchen Help

The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling. "CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL! MORE OIL! TURN THEM! TURN THEM NOW! WE NEED MORE OIL! THEY A... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2426

Aging Blues

With the passing of time new challenges come to life.  There isn't much we can do about it but at least one thing we can do is laugh at our senior moments. Here's a fun song for senior citizens read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1778

Good Morning 01-14

"Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you and persecute you." - Matthew 5:44   You might ask, &qu read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3873

Certainly Not Them!

Some people just give us the feeling that there is no hope for them in life. Others just rub us the wrong way and we can't even be bothered to hope for them. In both cases it's important to read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1738

Good Morning 01-13

THE BAPTISM OF OUR LORD   This is day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Isaiah 42:1-7 Acts 10:34-38 Matthew 3:13-17 Psalm 45:7-9   -Jesus' baptism marked the be read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2299

Walk-in Scream

A woman went to a walk-in clinic, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about three minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.She burst out, screaming as she ran... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1586

Good Morning 01-12

"We have not followed cunningly devised fables when we made known unto you the power and coming of our LORD Jesus Christ, but were eyewitnesses of His majesty." - 2 Peter 1:16   read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2562

Change is the Operative Word

I had just finished reading a good book and was putting it back onto the shelf when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came in the front door. The door slammed shut and I heard her declare, &l read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2559

Failing Eyesight

An older lady was expecting a gentleman friend to call on her later in the day. She was nervous because her eyesight was failing and was afraid her friend might reject her because she was less than pe... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1580

Good Morning 01-10

"I came to the exiles who lived at Tel Abib near the Kebar River. And there, where they were living, I sat among them for seven day, overwhelmed." - Ezekiel 3:15   Ezekiel sat qu read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3086

Human Tetris 5

Ok, this one had me laughing in tears towards the end.  I think the fix was in for the blue team.  But then again, controversy has always followed the human tetris sporting industry hasn't read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1368

Good Morning 01-09

"And Nathanael said unto him, Can there any good thing come out of Nazareth?" - John 1:46   This question was asked by Nathanael, a man whom Jesus Himself described as being witho read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2132

Window Seats

At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both herself and her husband.The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them from sitting together."Sweetie," the woman... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2077

Crosswalk Caper

Yes, people are strange - especially when they go through elaborate planning and scheming to pull off a great practical joke like this. I guess nobody told these people to not play on the road.  read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1636

Good Morning 01-08

"O God, You are my God: early will I seek Thee: my soul is thirsty for Thee, my flesh longs for Thee in this dry and thirsty land where there is no water." - Psalms 63:1   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2205

Location Question

Tiring of the same old buzz cut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went into town to get my haircut. The hairdresser noticed my accent and asked where I was from. "Trinidad," I said."Is t... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2240

Clapping Record

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you.  Clap and they will probably do the same - that is of course if you are clapping slow enough for them to keep up.  Kent "Toast" French read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1449

Good Morning 01-07

"I thank my  God upon every remembrance of you, always in every prayer of mine for you all making request with joy for your fellowship in the Gospel of this very thing that He which hath read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3263

Welcome To 2008: The Year Of The Party Animal

Another great season of parties has just passed and I was reflecting on how great it was for all this nonsense to be over until next year. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a party as well as the next o read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2403

Audi Alteram Parten

During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Parten' rule was explained. Translated it means "To hear the other party" After discussing the subject at great length, the lecturer asked if anyone didn't... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3459

The Power of a Personal Relationship With the Living God

Having a personal relationship with the living God means powerful things for our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20080106.mp3{/audio} read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1497

Good Morning 01-06

This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Isaiah 60:1-6 Ephesians 3:2-12 Matthew 2:1-12 Psalm 72   During the Christmas season, God appears as man. Dur read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2259

Patient Problem

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session."I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginn... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1513

Good Morning 01-05

"and what does the Lord require of you but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God?" - Micah 6:8 If I were to challenge the most prominent “voices&rdq read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1486

Good Morning 01-04

If Jesus Came To Your House If Jesus came to your house to spend a day or two, if He came unexpectedly, I wonder what you'd do. Oh, I know you'd give your nicest room to such an honored gu read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2292

Better Preacher

After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, "You were much better than the preacher we had last Sunday. He spoke for an hour and said nothing.""Thank you," the visiting preacher re... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1390

Good Morning 01-03

"He gave them their request, but sent leanness into their soul." - Psalm 106:15   Some of us, feel that we might have begun the new year in a happier frame of mind if we had a ban read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2709

Traveler IQ

The world is always changing and in that way it stays the same.  Here is a fun way to test your current knowledge of places in the world.  Some of the places you will asked to pinpoint are g... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1395

Good Morning 01-02

"You have never passed this was before." - Joshua 3:4   The gates to another year have swung open. Before us lie the unborn days, hours,and minutes that are beyond our control. Re read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2688

Happy Songs

A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to Maimonides Hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny ... read more..

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