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Monthly Archive

January 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 65 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1319

Openly Following

Followers of Jesus encounter many pressures from within and without that seek to make them shrink away and hide. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110116.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}pod... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3339

Stolen Truck

The young goober came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jake, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Jake replied, "Did you see who it was?"The young man answered, ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10773

Board Meetings

Pastor Tim's board meetings are a little eccentric. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3088

Okay, Enough With the Cold Already

Some things in life are so enjoyable you hope they linger forever. Other things, you hope disappear faster than they came, like relatives during the holidays. Why is it they come in faster than they g... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9754

Construction Hair

For Louis, every day at work is a bad hair day. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2883

The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

15 "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist."14 "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."13 "Ca read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10742

Cake Order

This is why you should not phone in cake orders. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3112

Wind Tunnel Fun

I don't think I ever want to skydive, but this looks like a fun alternative. I'd love to have my own wind tunnel in the backyard, but it looks expensive and that's probably a good thing. I would nev... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3934

Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls

We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7951

Tile Cutter

When renting a tile cutter isn't in the budget. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2581

Mess Sign

A sign posted on the wall of an Army mess read, "Don't Waste Food -- Food will win the war." Beneath someone had written, "That's fine, but how do we get the enemy to eat it?"... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
4583

Issue #3541

Issue #3541 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News It's snowing at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Maybe in the morning I'll try to warm up with a "Bacon Scarf". ht read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8394

Bacon Scarf

Bacon makes me feel warm too.  ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3260

Family Support

The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?” The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fen... read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
6109

Joomla 1.6 Upgrade - Fatal error: Class 'JSimpleXML' not found

Joomla 1.6 is out today - hurray!  Now for the task of migrating version 1.5 sites (like the Cybersalt Site) to 1.6. Here is a fix for the first snag I ran into. In order to begin to try to upgrade ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10007

Potato Van

Watch out for those pota . . . . . nevermind. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2979

Death Statistic

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody die... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2851

Connecting Chaos

The fur began to fly when my fellow airline passengers learned there was a chance they might miss their connecting flight out of Aspen. When we finally landed, I found out just how nasty things got. O... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
5347

Swish & Swipe? Who Me?

It’s very fun for me that some of you are reading through the Bible this year along with me.  I’m really looking forward to sharing comments, thoughts and insights back and forth either through the fa... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1008

Choose Purity

God calls us to something better than choosing what is best.  He calls us to choose purity. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110109.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110109.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4109

Earworms

Earworms are songs that crawl into your head and stay. 98% of us have had a song stuck in our heads. Six of the worst offenders are "It's a Small World," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," "Don't Worry; Be Ha... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14541

Watermelon Face

This is why you no longer like watermelons. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7226

Delivery Diversification

Kenny was diversifying just in case pizza delivery hit a downturn. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8399

Stair Climbing

Most mornings I go to the local YMCA to exercise. One morning there was a big man working out on the stair climbing machine. He was really climbing stairs. I did my time on the treadmill and he was st... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3095

Dog Report

Craig's two kids are in the same class at school, and the teacher had the class write reports about their pets. After the reports were all turned in, the teacher called one of the youngsters up to her... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7475

Car Wash Alternative

There's more than one way to wash a car. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3225

Homeless man with golden radio voice in Columbus, OH

BAH! I linked to the original video on Youtube but the newspaper that owns the video has had it taken down. You can watch the original video on their site by clicking here. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2745

Conductor Comment Comeback

A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3263

Choking Fee

When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.Springing up, the doctor skillfully removed the bone and saved the man's... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2906

Feeding the Baby

My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often he turns to me for advice. Recently, I was in the shower when he poked his head in to ask, "What should I feed Lily for lunch?" "That's up to ... read more..

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