Monthly Archive

January 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 119 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 19, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I want to thank all of you who helped send feedback over the last couple of days while I tried a new server set-up.  You helped me to see that it was the greatest thin... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Case BBQ

You know your computer is overheating when . . . ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Car Theft Rates Frozen

Every winter, car theft rates drop in Newfoundland. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1265

"The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."- William James read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Stealing, Cell Phones

Police in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, sick and tired of cell phone thefts, have launched a new weapon against the culprits. As soon as thefts are reported, stolen phones are sent a Short Message Syst... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Things Not To Say To On Date

Things Not To Say To On Date * I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. * I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. *... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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2 min read

Meal Plan - Phase 2

I have not been following the meal plan I wrote out nearly as consistently in phase 1, but I am taking that as a good sign that I've become more comfortable with the "rules" (for lack of a better ter read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sausage Sale

Sausage sales bring out the wurst in people.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1976
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One-liner #0815

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds likes "orange."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cogito Ergo Spud

Cogito Ergo Spud: I think therefore I yam.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 17, 2012

There is a light dusting of snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters these last few days.  That hasn't happened since last February, so Mrs. Cybersalt and I aren't complaining. Since last Friday, I ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1264

"It is not length of life, but depth of life."- Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Hummer Parking Spot

Afterwards, Louise wished she had just let the captain have the parking spot. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Teen Learner's Permit

Kevin could hardly wait for his learner's permit. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Renamed Ford pickup Truck

Calling all Cars! Be on the look out for a white Gord. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mini Golf On Car Roof

Surprisingly, it's not a Volkswagen Golf! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Casket Hot Rod Dragster

Not everyone appreciated what Pastor Paul drove to funerals. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When…

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When... 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-organize your family into a "team-based organization." 3. Yo... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0814

"I'm super lazy - just like normal lazy, but I wear a cape." read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Finding Our Way Amidst God's Calling

God's Kingdom is built by His people working together - not by persons trying to do it all by themselves. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120115.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/s... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cooking Deadline

I'll have to find a new way to strain noodles if this is the last year I can use my Mayan Colander.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0813

"I'm trying to find myself, but to make it interesting I'm wearing camouflage." read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2350
2 min read

Our Second Week on the Maker's Diet

This week went much easier than last week! Sunday (day 7) I had a BAD cold, so I took it easy all day and managed to recover in time for work Monday. Barely. I still had a stuffy nose for the first p read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0812

"If you fall, I'll always be there to catch you."- floor read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Hedgehogs

Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge?... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 13, 2012

There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Bull Frog Ant Crusher" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bull-frog-ant-crusher  There is also a new inspirational video ... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
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Why I Hate Religion - Spoken Word

This spoken word about religion is a word well spoken! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Do Not Disturb

After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About halfway throu read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Cloud 8

Two angels are talking on Cloud #8 when one says,  "Well yes, I am happy but I COULD be happier...."... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0811

A cop pulled me over and said, "Papers" to which I replied, "Scissors" and drove away.... read more..

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