Monthly Archive

Karl Marx Was Wrong: "Angry Birds" is the opiate of the masses.... read more..

This week's theme is: things to enjoy on their own terms!Being on this diet has brought Matt and I to try to replicate some of the things we love but aren't allowed to eat right now. We have been ver read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I want to thank all of you who helped send feedback over the last couple of days while I tried a new server set-up.  You helped me to see that it was the greatest thin... read more..

You know your computer is overheating when . . . ... read more..

Every winter, car theft rates drop in Newfoundland. ... read more..

"The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."- William James read more..

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. "Don't worry," she said, "I... read more..

Police in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, sick and tired of cell phone thefts, have launched a new weapon against the culprits. As soon as thefts are reported, stolen phones are sent a Short Message Syst... read more..

Things Not To Say To On Date * I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. * I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. *... read more..

I have not been following the meal plan I wrote out nearly as consistently in phase 1, but I am taking that as a good sign that I've become more comfortable with the "rules" (for lack of a better ter read more..

Sausage sales bring out the wurst in people.... read more..

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds likes "orange."... read more..

Cogito Ergo Spud: I think therefore I yam.... read more..

It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, "You owe me quite a bit on your tab." "Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week... read more..

There is a light dusting of snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters these last few days.  That hasn't happened since last February, so Mrs. Cybersalt and I aren't complaining. Since last Friday, I ... read more..

"It is not length of life, but depth of life."- Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..

Afterwards, Louise wished she had just let the captain have the parking spot. ... read more..

Kevin could hardly wait for his learner's permit. ... read more..

Calling all Cars! Be on the look out for a white Gord. ... read more..

Surprisingly, it's not a Volkswagen Golf! ... read more..

Not everyone appreciated what Pastor Paul drove to funerals. ... read more..

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, ... read more..

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When... 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-organize your family into a "team-based organization." 3. Yo... read more..

"I'm super lazy - just like normal lazy, but I wear a cape." read more..

God's Kingdom is built by His people working together - not by persons trying to do it all by themselves. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120115.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/s... read more..

I'll have to find a new way to strain noodles if this is the last year I can use my Mayan Colander.... read more..

"I'm trying to find myself, but to make it interesting I'm wearing camouflage." read more..

This week went much easier than last week! Sunday (day 7) I had a BAD cold, so I took it easy all day and managed to recover in time for work Monday. Barely. I still had a stuffy nose for the first p read more..

"If you fall, I'll always be there to catch you."- floor read more..

Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge?... read more..