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Monthly Archive

January 2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 168 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1680

Quote #1423

"Secularism, materialism, and the intrusive presence of things have put out the light in our souls and turned us into a generation of zombies." - A.W. Tozer read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1573

One-liner #0975

The only way I'm going to drop ten pounds is if I go shopping in England.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2396

God's Power

A boy was helping his mother bring the clothes in off the line as a storm threatened. As they brought in the last armload and closed the door, the boy waved his hand at the heavens and said, "Okay Go... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2724

20 Like You

A factory owner said to a store owner, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your patronage. I wish I had twenty customers like you." "Wow, it's nice to hear that, but I'm kind of surprised," admitted Smith. "Y... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3699

Tatoo Regert

Oh, I think you have at least one. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1828

Motivation

The cowboy walked into the tack shop. "How much for a pair of spurs?" he asked the sales clerk. "Forty dollars." The cowboy looked in his wallet, thought for a moment, then pulled out a twenty. "I'l... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3292

Johnny's F

Little Johnny stared at his test paper. The big read "F" stared back at him. Freddie looked at his glum friend and asked, "Why did you get such a low grade on that test?" "Because of an absence," J... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1568

Quote #1422

"For every mile of road there's two miles of ditch." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1789

One-liner #0974

If ceiling fans could hold your weight, you'd never be bored again.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2537

Flower Order

By the time the wedding planner finally bothered to order the flowers there were none left.   The service ended up being quite lackadaisical.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
862

Cybersalt News - January 22, 2015

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is even a new chicken themed funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Coop Car" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/coop-car Enjoy t... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5053

Coop Car

It's definitely not a sedan - it's a coop! or The party is overwhen the coop car arrives. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2536

Jonah Comeback

A little girl was talking to her teacher about Jonah being swallowed by a great fish. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a fish to swallow a human because even though they were large th... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1517

Quote #1421

"The grass isn't greener on the other side. It's greener where you water it." - @freesermons read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1688

One-liner #0973

I'm allergic to food – I break out in fat.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2829

Cookie Cutter House

"I just don't want to live in a cookie cutter house."- Gingerbread family read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2281

Inheritances

Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament. "To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars." "To my son... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
784

Cybersalt News - January 21, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Peppercide" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/peppercide Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3541

Peppercide

It turns out vegans aren't so innocent after all! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2691

Recruiting Crisis

The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in a recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. So he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and tha... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1976

Courtesy

It was a Saturday afternoon, and Ray had rushed down to the local supermarket to hurriedly pick up some hamburger rolls, chips and a few condiments. The big game was going to be on, so he was having a... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2144

Rhythm Reunion

After the rhythm section got back together there were repercussions.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1478

Quote #1420

"When it comes time to die, make sure all you have to do is die." - Jim Elliot read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1635

One-liner #0972

I wish my wallet came with free refills.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
902

Cybersalt News - January 20, 2015

There is a new inspirational and mind boggling video on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "The Heavens Declare" at:www.cybersalt.org/videos/the-heavens-declare After watching that video, enjoy... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
2508

The Heavens Declare

To date, the highest resolution picture ever taken by mankind. "The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his hands."- Psalm 19:1 ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1439

Quote #1419

"We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive." - read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1922

One-liner #0971

At the store today, when the cashier said, "Strip down facing me" apparently she was referring to my credit card!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2293

Transmission Guy

That guy from the transmission shop looks kinda shifty.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1986

The Good Old Days

It was the finish line of the Boston marathon. A first-time runner is hobbling away, having just finished. A grizzled old marathoner looks at him and says "You'll feel a lot worse tomorrow." He paus... read more..

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