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Sunday greetings, everyone! Guess who hired Grandma Cybersalt to help catch up on getting James Snyder's God's Penman articles finalized on the site and in the newsletter? That's right - me! Susan wo... read more..

Having been married as long as The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself, there are very few things we disagree about. I run by the idea, “Do you want to be happy, or do you want to be right?... read more..

"If God had a refrigerator, your picture would b e on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every Spring and a sunrise every morning ... Face it, friend. He is crazy read more..

"No comment" is a comment. - George Carlin read more..

A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how... read more..

A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselves against the gale. All the cows stand ... read more..

There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. T... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Unfortunately, I don't have time to write any news for today because I'm taking part in a new fad that everybody seems to be  getting into: I am going through my whole... read more..

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "... read more..

Every week comes and goes, and some go faster than others. Such was last week. It started pretty well, but then everything went downhill. I had my semiannual doctor's visit. After all, he has kids t... read more..

"You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens." - Mandy Hale read more..

I got to the office earlier and switched the M and N keys on every keyboard I could. Some in my office will say that I am a monster, but others will say that I am a nomster!... read more..

"Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this time?" "Like," the young teen replied, "uh, see, okay, like it's like I really don't li read more..

On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.... read more..

Tax his cow, tax his goat; Tax his pants, tax his coat. Tax his crop, tax his work; Tax his ties, tax his shirt. Tax his chew, tax his smoke; Teach him taxing is no joke. Tax his tractor, tax his mul... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are feeling so much better! Around Thursday, we both turned a corner and we're feeling more and more normal each day! In fact, I think we're pretty... read more..

"A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain." - Graham Norton read more..

"Think about your legacy, because you're writing it every day." - Gary Vaynerchuk read more..

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud.  After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of... read more..

"At the awards show, the movie star's new and outrageous hairdo became the mane attraction." read more..

Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this. One evening he had invited several friends to dinner, and while they were sitting at the table, one of the friends told a fu... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Have you ever walked into a room and felt invisible? Today's video share shows what that might look like if you were an invisible rocket! Just remember that Red = Kero... read more..

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals. The chief cannibal comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, put you in... read more..

"I prefer winter and Fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape - the loneliness of it, the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn't show." - Andrew Wy read more..

I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.... read more..

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "It seems everyone is out to get me lately. How did you kn... read more..

"Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished." read more..

A professional athlete hit the ceiling when his nine year old son brought home a failing report card. "Well, Dad," explained the youngster, "lets' not say that I flunked. Lets' just say they failed t... read more..

Sunday greetings from cough central, where Grandma Cybersalt and I continue to make slow, steady progress in getting better.  Today's video share is of a place that is pretty far out - well, pre... read more..

"Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer." - Anita Krizan read more..