Monthly Archive

March 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 64 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Downloading The Internet

You might like to get a sandwich while the internet is downloading. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Cool Computer

Louis was convinced he had the coolest computer in the dorm. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Coffee Break

"Did you see that new laptop working on the 6th floor?" read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Computer Tub

You might be a workaholic if . . . . ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Computer Tombstone

Hopefully he logged back in to a better place. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Computer Laptop Scale

Don't laugh, guess what Stan found in his laptop case before the big meeting. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Installation

Terry was surprised by what an extra $25.00 for installation actually provided. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Deli Computer

Sam 'n Ella hoped their new computer would cut down on health department fines. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3060

Congress Crash

A plane full of congressmen on a political fact-finding tour crashed in the middle of rural America.  Panic stricken, the FBI mobilized and descended on the farm in force.  When they got the... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1278

"I am always going into the far country and returning as a prodigal and thou art always bringing forth the best robe."- Puritan prayer read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2350

Behavior Modification Reinforcers

The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification reinforcers.” Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in s... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Weather Forecaster

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably ra... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Superman Problem

Few people know that Superman had a real problem with kleptomania. He's the man of steal.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Oz Flick

The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick -- two women fighting over a pair of shoes.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0829

"We will continue having meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done." read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1022

Joy In The Midst of Disappointment

Complete obedience leads to complete joy and that leads to remaining in Jesus love. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2365

Ikea Mission

IKEA Mission Possible: Prepare to self construct.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0828

I start everyday with a sit up - I've done over 19,000 so far.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1277

"Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."- W.A. Mozart  read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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Wax On, Wax Off

I was praying about prayer earlier this week. I want to pray, and I love to pray, but days keep going by with just a few God-ward thoughts and maybe a "hey God, help me not to suck today please. I'd read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Playing Through

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read, "I am a deaf mute.  May I play through, please?"The first man angrily gave ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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"Demo Dummies" Movie Released

Cybersalt is excited to pass along news of the release of "Demo Dummies" - a Matador Films movie about demo drivers at Western Speedway in Victoria, British Columbia. Many of you know that is the spee... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Penny Problems

After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Parent Education

On a flight to Florida, Mary was preparing notes for one of the parent education seminars she conducted. The elderly woman sitting next to Mary explained that she was returning to Miami after having ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2203

Neutral Painting

Decorating: I'm thinking of painting the living room walls something neutral.... maybe Switzerland.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0827

"One: How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?" read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 09, 2012

As you have probably heard by now, I have not won any electoral seats in the primaries this year, so I am officially suspending my campaign and returning to working on the Cybersalt Site.  It may... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Bad Day at Work

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater r... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Goober at the River

You can find a picture of a goober at www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A goober goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another goober on the opposite b... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1276

The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate.... read more..

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