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You might like to get a sandwich while the internet is downloading. ... read more..

Louis was convinced he had the coolest computer in the dorm. ... read more..

"Did you see that new laptop working on the 6th floor?" read more..

You might be a workaholic if . . . . ... read more..

Hopefully he logged back in to a better place. ... read more..

Don't laugh, guess what Stan found in his laptop case before the big meeting. ... read more..

Terry was surprised by what an extra $25.00 for installation actually provided. ... read more..

Sam 'n Ella hoped their new computer would cut down on health department fines. ... read more..

A plane full of congressmen on a political fact-finding tour crashed in the middle of rural America.  Panic stricken, the FBI mobilized and descended on the farm in force.  When they got the... read more..

"I am always going into the far country and returning as a prodigal and thou art always bringing forth the best robe."- Puritan prayer read more..

The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification reinforcers.” Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in s... read more..

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably ra... read more..

Few people know that Superman had a real problem with kleptomania. He's the man of steal.... read more..

The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick -- two women fighting over a pair of shoes.... read more..

"We will continue having meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done." read more..

Complete obedience leads to complete joy and that leads to remaining in Jesus love. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

IKEA Mission Possible: Prepare to self construct.... read more..

I start everyday with a sit up - I've done over 19,000 so far.... read more..

"Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."- W.A. Mozart  read more..

I was praying about prayer earlier this week. I want to pray, and I love to pray, but days keep going by with just a few God-ward thoughts and maybe a "hey God, help me not to suck today please. I'd read more..

Cybersalt is excited to pass along news of the release of "Demo Dummies" - a Matador Films movie about demo drivers at Western Speedway in Victoria, British Columbia. Many of you know that is the spee... read more..

After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that ... read more..

On a flight to Florida, Mary was preparing notes for one of the parent education seminars she conducted. The elderly woman sitting next to Mary explained that she was returning to Miami after having ... read more..

Decorating: I'm thinking of painting the living room walls something neutral.... maybe Switzerland.... read more..

"One: How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?" read more..

As you have probably heard by now, I have not won any electoral seats in the primaries this year, so I am officially suspending my campaign and returning to working on the Cybersalt Site.  It may... read more..

You can find a picture of a goober at www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A goober goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another goober on the opposite b... read more..

The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate.... read more..

I have been so blessed by the girls' small group that meets here on Mondays. This week we had a brief Bible study and then spent some time thinking/praying about some questions to apply the story to read more..

God says: Pranking blind people ain't funny, yo.Reading the Bible for Lent has been so good for me. For the most part it hasn't even been a huge burden, it just eliminates any questions of what to re read more..