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Monthly Archive

March 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 70 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2099

Carpet Complaints

My mother is always complaining about how dirty the carpet in my room is. I can't help it - it's my nature to abhor a vacuum.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1481

One-liner #0830

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before." read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1394

Time Change

Daylight savings is curb stomping my brainI ride through my days on a headache that morphs from my skull to my eyes to my scalp down my neck.My stomach churns like I haven't slept, wants to eat my em read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1152

Cybersalt News - March 13, 2012

What's next?  Today the better question is "Where's next?"   Remember the "Next" link on most of the Cybersalt Pages?  That link has now been upgraded to feature the title of the page ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5345

Computer Wrapped for Shipping

Jan misunderstood about how to send her computer in for warranty work. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9037

Downloading The Internet

You might like to get a sandwich while the internet is downloading. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7219

Cool Computer

Louis was convinced he had the coolest computer in the dorm. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5924

Computer Coffee Break

"Did you see that new laptop working on the 6th floor?" read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5667

Computer Tub

You might be a workaholic if . . . . ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6163

Computer Tombstone

Hopefully he logged back in to a better place. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6845

Computer Laptop Scale

Don't laugh, guess what Stan found in his laptop case before the big meeting. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6127

Computer Installation

Terry was surprised by what an extra $25.00 for installation actually provided. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5459

Deli Computer

Sam 'n Ella hoped their new computer would cut down on health department fines. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2699

Congress Crash

A plane full of congressmen on a political fact-finding tour crashed in the middle of rural America.  Panic stricken, the FBI mobilized and descended on the farm in force.  When they got the... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1280

Quote #1278

"I am always going into the far country and returning as a prodigal and thou art always bringing forth the best robe."- Puritan prayer read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2029

Behavior Modification Reinforcers

The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification reinforcers.” Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in s... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3564

Weather Forecaster

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably ra... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1938

Superman Problem

Few people know that Superman had a real problem with kleptomania. He's the man of steal.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1919

Oz Flick

The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick -- two women fighting over a pair of shoes.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1334

One-liner #0829

"We will continue having meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done." read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
775

Joy In The Midst of Disappointment

Complete obedience leads to complete joy and that leads to remaining in Jesus love. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2068

Ikea Mission

IKEA Mission Possible: Prepare to self construct.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1340

One-liner #0828

I start everyday with a sit up - I've done over 19,000 so far.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1199

Quote #1277

"Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."- W.A. Mozart  read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1939

Wax On, Wax Off

I was praying about prayer earlier this week. I want to pray, and I love to pray, but days keep going by with just a few God-ward thoughts and maybe a "hey God, help me not to suck today please. I'd read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2681

Playing Through

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read, "I am a deaf mute.  May I play through, please?"The first man angrily gave ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
3449

"Demo Dummies" Movie Released

Cybersalt is excited to pass along news of the release of "Demo Dummies" - a Matador Films movie about demo drivers at Western Speedway in Victoria, British Columbia. Many of you know that is the spee... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10189

Penny Problems

After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1499

Parent Education

On a flight to Florida, Mary was preparing notes for one of the parent education seminars she conducted. The elderly woman sitting next to Mary explained that she was returning to Miami after having ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1907

Neutral Painting

Decorating: I'm thinking of painting the living room walls something neutral.... maybe Switzerland.... read more..

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