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Monthly Archive

March 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 181 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 28, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Check out how one business reduced product returns by 95% at "Tile Note": www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/tile-note Enjoy the rest of tod... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Commando Moses

Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Encouragement

While visiting the Atlanta area, I walked through a lovely park with a wide path where people could jog, run their dogs or ride trail bikes. As I descended a hill, I saw a woman coming toward me, push... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Shopping Vengence

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase.  As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television in her purse. "Do you always carry read more..

Funny Signs
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Tile Note

Returns have dropped 95% since this rule was made. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1460

"The resurrection of Christ is the most joyful event that ever came to pass." - Jonathan Edwards read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 27, 2016

Easter Sunday greetings: Jesus is Risen! If you are still in the mood for an Easter Sunday message there are 7 of my past ones on the Westside Bible Church website at:www.westsidefamily.org/tag/319-e... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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3rd Grader's Explanation of God

Written by Danny Dutton, age 8, from Chula Vista, California, for his third grade homework assignment to "Explain God." "One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones tha... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 26, 2016

There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Miles Logged" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/log-bumper  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1013

We all think we're pretty smart until we try to turn on someone else's shower.... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1012

The cool part about naming your kid is you don't have to add 6 numbers to make sure the name is available.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Easily Robbed

Take it from me: I'm easily robbed.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Tense and Moody

Verbs: always tense and moody.... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Miles Logged

This van has logged a few miles in its time. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pediatricians

Pediatricians tend to have very little patients.... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #1011

I personally stay away from health foods. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get. - George Burns... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sore Knee

Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, my right knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!" The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Mr. Johnson, just read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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True Prayer

A man had a habit of grumbling at the food his wife placed before him at family meals. Then he would ask the blessing. One day after his usual combination complaint-prayer, his little girl asked, "Dad... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
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Evangelicalism in America X-Ray

Here is a great 6 minute x-ray of Evangelicalism in America.  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - March 24, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Do you remember your first taste of bacon? I think this kid will for a long time. Check out "First Bacon" at:www.cybersalt.org/fu... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Look to Christ

What does it mean to look to Christ? William Fenner (1600–1640) explains: "When a man looks to Christ in such a way that he follows him; when a man sees him as his only means of being happy, godly, a... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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First Bacon

This little boy's first taste of bacon expresses what so many of us already know. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Difference of a Year

Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time, and she headed straight for Space Mountain. I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her,... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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There They Go Again

As Christians, it is our responsibility to be a witness to our neighbors but, also, to let our witness show by our faithfulness in the family of God and the house of God every opportunity we can. As o... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - March 23, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Nothing Written On It" at: www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/nothing-written-on-it  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
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What Gives You?

Preamble: As I hope you know, understand, and even appreciate, the PearlyGates list/section features clean, theologically and/or politically incorrect jokes and humor. I mention this as an introductio... read more..

Illustrations
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Perfection

An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, ... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Nothing Written On It

Be careful when you order a cake withnothing written on it. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Oil Spill

After a lady's car had leaked motor oil on her cement driveway, she bought a large bag of cat litter to soak it up. It worked so well, that she went back to the convenience store to get another bag t... read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
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Elephant Exhaustion

Tina's first day at the office was exhausting. ... read more..

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