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Monthly Archive

April 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 207 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1125

Middle East Search Engine

Someone should start a search engine for political insight on the Middle East and call it NetanYahoo.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1136

Emperor Lettuce

Caesar once ruled Rome, a vast domain. Now he's a salad, a vast Romaine.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1418

Good Advice

A friend confided in me she's a kleptomaniac. I told her she should take something for it. Feels good to be there for a friend in need.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1285

Good for Nothing

"My dad is a doctor. I can get sick for nothing," bragged one little boy. "Big deal," said his friend. "My dad is a minister, and I can be good for nothing."  read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
985

One-liner #1023

"Wow! That butterfly's gonna be HUGE!" said the first person to find a mummy. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1041

One-liner #1022

I finally found a diet plan that works; it's called "The Cost of Food."... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
952

One-liner #1021

If you love something, let it go: unless it's balloons.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1092

One-liner #1020

Six ways I plan to overcome procrastination: 1.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1092

One-liner #1019

If I was a mortician I'd tie the shoe laces of dead people together, so if there ever was a zombie apocalypse it would be hilarious.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
737

Cybersalt News - April 4, 2016

There is a new Funny Car Pictures on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Warm the Truck Up" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/warm-the-truck-up Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
751

Cybersalt News - April 3, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Today on the Cybersalt Site there is a new devotional from my good, personal, lives across the gravel pit from me friend, Dr. Harold McNabb. "Go Slow!" is the story of a ve... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4294

Warm the Truck Up

Jim quickly regretted yelling at his wife to go warm the truck up. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
1837

Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

- It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. - A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. - If you decide to start dancing in the stre read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
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Slow Down!

The highway was bare, not a car was in sight and bright moonlight on fields of surrounding snow on this January night made for easy visibility—I hardly even needed headlights.I had been away for the b... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1510

Quote #1466

We will never be the person we wish to be, but that’s no excuse to be a jerk. We will never be the person we wish to be, but we can die trying. – Leonard Sweet read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3690

Airborne Recruiting

After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my Recruiter what I could expect from jump school. "Well," he said, "its three weeks long." "What else," I asked. "The first week they... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1486

Fibs, Truth, Honor

Common, Everyday Fibs * The check is in the mail. * I'll start my diet tomorrow. * We service what we sell. * Give me your number and the doctor will call you right back. * Money cheerfully refun... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
786

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2016

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. Being married to a trades-person isn't always the blessing some imagine, as you will see in "Plumber Repair" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-ca... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1466

Quote #1465

"The Lord your God is in your midst, a mighty one who will save; he will rejoice over you with gladness; he will quiet you by his love; he will exult over you with loud singing." - Zephaniah 3 read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1341

Math Reason

Know why I went off on a tangent? Cos.... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4515

Plumber Repair

Being married to a plumber isn't always the benefit one might think. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2687

Letter of Recommendation

When Peters learned that he was being fired after a career of incompetence he went to see the head of human resources.  "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve a... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1418

Attention Fords!

If you leave a bottle of Ritalin inside a Ford Fiesta it will become a Ford Focus.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6216

Worst Horse Ever

A jockey is in the parade ring discussing race tactics with the horse's trainer. The trainer tells the jockey that this is the worst horse he has ever seen. It has had 23 races and finished last in ev... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1460

Winning Arguments

One day I found Morris, my five-year-old son, with the telephone, which he quickly hung up when he saw me. "What were you doing?" I asked him. "Calling Aunt Sarah." "How could you have called Aunt ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Help the Poor

OK, even though the Baseball strike was averted - there is still a need. Americans have come together as never before in our generation. We have banded together to overcome tremendous adversity. We h... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 1, 2016

Today's new entry in the FunBlog is an amazing freestyle yo-yo performance. Seriously, check out "Not your Grandpa's Yo-Yo Competition" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/not-your-grandpa-s-yo-yo-competitio... read more..

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