Monthly Archive

April 2016

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Quote #1470
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Quote #1470

"But he who dares not grasp the thorn, should never crave the rose." - Anne Brontë read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4070 - April 7, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4070 - April 7, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Believe me, the irony that the link for yesterday's inspirational video "Taking God Seriously" was actually the link for "Jazz Cows" was not lost on me. The read more..
Cybersalt News - April 7, 2016
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - April 7, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Believe me, the irony that the link for yesterday's inspirational video "Taking God Seriously" was actually the link for "Jazz Cows" was not lost on me. The correct link is... read more..
Boomer Songs Re-released
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Boomer Songs Re-released

Hey Baby Boomers! Some of our old favorites have been re-released. The following songs are on a new album called "Baby Boomers Turn Gray: Re-heated Oldies." Paul Simon--"Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver... read more..
You've Got Mail - Old School!
Funny Pictures
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You've Got Mail - Old School!

AOL, eat your heart out:"You've got mail - old school!" ... read more..
Quote #1469
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Quote #1469

"As scarce as truth is, it has always been in excess of the demand." - Josh Billings read more..
Best Man
Clean Jokes
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Best Man

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and was watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running... read more..
Let It Rest
Illustrations
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Let It Rest

MORAL: God knows what He's doing for all of us. He is the potter, and we are His clay. He will mold us and make us, so that we may be made into a flawless piece of work to fulfill His good, pleasing, ... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 6, 2016
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - April 6, 2016

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. If you like cows and jazz music, you'll really like "Jazz for Cows" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/jazz-for-cows  There is also a new Inspiring Video on ... read more..
Jazz For Cows
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Jazz For Cows

If you like jazz and you like cows you will find this video simply bovine. ... read more..
Quote #1468
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Quote #1468

"The kids who need the most love will ask for it in the most unloving of ways." - unknown  read more..
Taking God Seriously
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Taking God Seriously

A video featuring J.I. Packer encouraging us to take God seriously. ... read more..
Prescription
Clean Jokes
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Prescription

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills. The doctor says, "Take the gre... read more..
The Art of Romance
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The Art of Romance

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4068 - April 5, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4068 - April 5, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Military Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Major Wedgie" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/major-wedgie  Enjoy the rest of today's mailin read more..
Cybersalt News - April 5, 2016
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - April 5, 2016

There is a new Funny Military Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Major Wedgie" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/major-wedgie  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Flat Tire
Pearly Gates Jokes
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Flat Tire

A motorist had a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. He took the wheel off, but when he stood up he tipped over the hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them all down a sewer drain. A patient, l... read more..
Major Wedgie
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Major Wedgie

And that's how Ben got the nickname"Major Wedgie" ... read more..
Goober Return
Clean Jokes
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Goober Return

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. A goober walks up to the return counter at Walmart and says to the clerk, "I'd like to return this thermos." "Is it defective?"... read more..
Squeezed
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Squeezed

Walking through a park, I passed a massive oak tree. A vine had grown up along its trunk. The vine started small - nothing to bother about. But over the years the vine had gotten taller and taller. By... read more..
Quote #1467
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Quote #1467

"To trust God in the light is nothing, but to trust him in the dark - that is faith." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..
Riveting Documentary
Clean Puns
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Riveting Documentary

I'm watching a documentary on how they attach those little metal things onto jeans. It's riveting.... read more..
Middle East Search Engine
Clean Puns
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Middle East Search Engine

Someone should start a search engine for political insight on the Middle East and call it NetanYahoo.... read more..
Emperor Lettuce
Clean Puns
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Emperor Lettuce

Caesar once ruled Rome, a vast domain. Now he's a salad, a vast Romaine.... read more..
Good Advice
Clean Puns
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Good Advice

A friend confided in me she's a kleptomaniac. I told her she should take something for it. Feels good to be there for a friend in need.... read more..
Good for Nothing
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Good for Nothing

"My dad is a doctor. I can get sick for nothing," bragged one little boy. "Big deal," said his friend. "My dad is a minister, and I can be good for nothing."  read more..
One-liner #1023
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One-liner #1023

"Wow! That butterfly's gonna be HUGE!" said the first person to find a mummy. read more..
One-liner #1022
One-liners
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One-liner #1022

I finally found a diet plan that works; it's called "The Cost of Food."... read more..
One-liner #1021
One-liners
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One-liner #1021

If you love something, let it go: unless it's balloons.... read more..
One-liner #1020
One-liners
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One-liner #1020

Six ways I plan to overcome procrastination: 1.... read more..
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