Monthly Archive

April 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 49 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
1055

Quote #1812

"How deep is the mud? Depends on who you ask. We all go through the same stuff differently." - unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1166

One-liner #1370

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints Health foods make me sick.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1334

Dominoes Better than Your Mother

I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk, but I never got the chants.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6478

Turtle Accident

Two snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stopped and said, "Do you guys want a ride on my back"? One of the snails took him up on his offer and off he went. As the turtle reached t... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2057

Perspective

Traveling through New England a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. "What type of town is this?" he asked the station attendant. "All depends," the native drawled. "Do you mean by them that... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
583

Cybersalt News - April 7, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder isn't naive about why he is called naive, nor is he worried about being naive. You can read "I’m Really Enjoying My Naivety" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1384

Quote #1811

  "Practice the Pause. When in doubt, pause. When angry, pause. When tired, pause. When stressed, pause.And when you pause ... pray." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1317

Twinkletoes

I have LED shoestrings, so yeah ... pretty light on my feet.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1117

One-liner #1369

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Advice If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1307

I’m Really Enjoying My Naivety

Someone recently said to me, “You sure are naïve.” I’m not sure what the incident was about at the time, and I was a little bit hurt by that saying. What did he mean that I am naïve? I have been givi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3305

New Home No Hears

Top ten things you don't want to hear from your real estate agent when you go to settlement on your new home: 1. "I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home's garden." 2. "Actua... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2099

Imagination

I was making Play-doh animals with my four-year-old niece, Chris, and her three-year-old brother, Neil. While Chris was clearly molding a crude but recognizable dog, figuring what Neil was making was ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
643

Cybersalt News - April 4, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
987

One-liner #1368

Self-Annihilating Sentence Nickels are a dime a dozen!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1461

Quote #1810

"Without courage we will simply accumulate a collection of good ideas and regrets." - Andy Stanley read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2863

Check the Original

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books. So, the new... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7780

Yard Sale Anger

A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said to her, "My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at a yard sale." "I'm sure he'll understand when you ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2187

Ungratefulness

In a very exclusive private school near California's Silicon Valley, a third-grade teacher was lecturing her upper high-class students about the less fortunate. She asked them each to write an essay a... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1153

No Page Turner

Writer's block is serious business; you can't make this stuff up!... read more..

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