Monthly Archive

April 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
969

Quote #1905

  "Our LORD never requires the same conditions for discipleship that He requires for salvation." - Oswald Chambers read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1078

One-Liner #1467

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
624

Cybersalt News - April 16, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Richard T. for another chicken picture! He saw this chicken crossing the road - I don't know why, but he may have just tried to eat that bug. A while ago, I ment... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6271

Deciphering Baptist Church Names

***Here's another good one to just delete before reading if you can't laugh at yourself.*** *Deciphering Baptist Church Names* First Baptist: It has been there too long. Second Baptist: The people read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
875

Quote #1904

"A child educated only at school is an uneducated child." - unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
930

One-Liner #1466

Does your train of thought have a caboose?... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3979

Honeymoon Toast

One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. "Get the owner's manual!" ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3072

No Reservations

Maury and his wife showed up to a very popular restaurant, but it was very crowded. Mrs. Maury went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?" The hostess appeared to ignore her and kept writing... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2127

Raising My Sights

My six-year-old granddaughter, Caitlynd, and I stopped at a Tim Horton's donut shop for a blueberry muffin. As we were going out the door, a young teenage boy was coming in. This young man had no hai... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
626

Cybersalt News - April 12, 2020

Resurrection Sunday greetings everyone: the Lord is risen! This pandemic has reminded us how we are incapable of hanging on to even the most precious of people in our lives, let alone the very vaines... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1008

Quote #1903

“Why are you looking for the Living One in a cemetery? He is not here, but raised up. Remember how he told you when you were still back in Galilee that he had to be handed over to sinners, be killed read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1049

Rocket Scientist

I cannot believe it. I just called the police to report my neighbor trying to attach  a jet engine to a deer. People will do anything to make a quick buck!... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1088

One-Liner #1465

If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil ...... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3689

2 Sunday School Lessons

*Sunday School Lesson #1* A Sunday School teacher challenged her children to take some time on Sunday afternoon to write a letter to God. They were to bring their letter back the following Sunday. O read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2233

Unanswered Prayer, Disappointment, Faith

Dear God, First, my car broke down I was very late for work But I missed that awful accident Was that your handiwork? I found a house I loved But others got there first I was angry, then relieved Wh... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
571

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to our friend Marcia L. for today's chicken picture. Here is her note about it: Hi Tim – as I was reading Cybersalt today I realized I have a chicken pic I could se... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1142

One-Liner #1464

Hormel Foods made their first batch of Spam in 1937. With everyone out shopping and hoarding food they have announced they will be making their second batch later this week ...... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3405

Knife Exercise

During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self-defense. After he presented a number of different situations in which they might... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3459

2 Words

A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could only speak two words at the end of every seven years. The first seven years passed and his overseer took the man into a small room. His 2 word w... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2974

Fruit Sharing Math

How do you share 355 cherries among 113 people? Make cherry pi. (355/113 = 3.14)... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1836

Patience, Children

A friend was driving with her two children in the car. Her 7 year old son kept asking the traditional question, "How much longer?" The Mom told him it was not much farther but he kept fussing. Finall... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1258

Quote #1902

When life is not a bed of roses, remember who wore the thorns. - unknown read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1035

In My Humble Opinion

It was a busy week last week. I was chasing my tail so much, I thought I would actually catch it. What I would do after I caught it is beyond my imagination. However, I was quite busy, and then the m... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
617

Cybersalt News - March 29, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! Here's another video with a great message for us in these times: Rev. James Snyder thinks grandchildren are great and he understands the role that Grandfathers play in t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
593

Cybersalt News - April 5, 2020

Palm Sunday Greetings everyone! As we enter into Holy Week, most of us do so unable to gather together with others. Of course that is nothing new for many of Jesus' followers who have ill health or l... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
960

Quote #1901

"Even though we do not know what is around every bend in the road, God does." - David Jeremiah read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
940

One-Liner #1463

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3851

Faithful Service Gift

I recall a story my father used to tell about a pastor who had been at a church for 20 years. To show their appreciation for all his years of faithful service, the congregation decided to collect an o... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2512

Early Rhymer

I once knew a poet who would start writing his poetry immediately when he got up. He went from bed to verse.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2215

Success Starts with Beginning

You don't need to know all of your answers in advance to solve a problem or to reach your goal. But you must have a clear idea of the problem or the goal you want to reach in advance. Everyone who ac... read more..

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