Monthly Archive

"My photographs don't do me justice. They look just like me." - Phyllis Diller read more..

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them." -- Mother Teresa read more..

"Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you." --Joey Adams read more..

"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well." read more..

"All God's giants have been weak men, who did great things for God because they reckoned on his being with them." --Hudson Taylor read more..

"There has never been a smoke detector as efficient as the mother of a 14 year old with his/her first cigarette." read more..

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four...unless there are three other people." - Orson Welles read more..

"Busyness builds a schedule but it fractures a family." read more..

"If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country." read more..

"Fatherhood is pretending that the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope." - Bill Cosby read more..

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle." -- Plato read more..

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." --- Charles Caleb Colton read more..

"A rich man is the one who isn't afraid to ask the clerk to see something cheaper." read more..

"Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities." - Frank Lloyd Wright read more..

"The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow." read more..

"Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet." read more..

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." read more..

"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." - Sacha Guitry read more..

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards." -- Benjamin Franklin read more..

"Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors." --Josh Billings read more..

"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." --Ogden Nash read more..

"In times of prosperity friends will be plenty; in times of adversity not one in twenty." read more..

"Do not pray for easy lives, Pray to be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers, Pray for powers equal to your task." - Phillips Brooks read more..

“To some people religious freedom means the choice of churches that they may stay away from.”... read more..

“Some people kiss with their eyes closed - too bad some also marry the same way.”... read more..

"Some people drink at the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." read more..

"Prayer is the rope that pulls God and man together. But it doesn't pull God down to us: it pulls us up to him." - Billy Graham read more..

"Time heals all wounds, unless you pick at them." - Shawn Alexander read more..

"Smoking helps you lose weight -- one lung at a time!" read more..

"Some people get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory." read more..