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"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip." - Jonathan Carroll read more..

"There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there." - Indira Gandhi read more..

"When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm." read more..

"The only people who listen to both sides of an argument are the neighbors." read more..

"If he/she says that you are too good for him/her -- believe them." read more..

"There is nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus." read more..

"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -Don Knuth read more..

"It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser." read more..

"Be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan." read more..

"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language." - Mark Twain read more..

"It's only an error until you refuse to correct it, then it's a mistake." read more..

"If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!" read more..

"A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures." - Irish Proverb read more..

"The trouble with wishful thinking is that it's usually 99% wishful and 1% thinking." read more..

"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days." - Garrison Keillor read more..

"A boy's mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute he gets up and never stops until he gets to school." read more..

"The scientific theory I Iike best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline Luggage." - Mark Russell read more..

"Sometimes the squeaky wheel gets oiled, sometimes it gets replaced." read more..

"Men want power in order to do something. Boys want power in order to be something." -- Eric Sevareid (1912-1992), US newscaster - CBS News read more..

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." read more..

"If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound." read more..

"Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side." read more..

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we are forced to change it every six months." read more..

"If at first you don't succeed, try again, then quit. No use being stupid about it." read more..

"Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the sight of a police car is probably parked." read more..

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." - Kevin James read more..

"People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000." - Texas Ranger baseball player Pete Incaviglia read more..

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." - Charles Lamb read more..

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." - Erma Bombeck read more..

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein read more..