Monthly Archive

May 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 66 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4163

Missing Car Parts

A goober calls 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, t... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1588

Quote #1300

"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."- Theodore Roosevelt read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1393

Cybersalt News - May 18, 2012

I was hoping to have a bunch of old Cybersalt pages moved over to the new site today, but I broke the old pages big time.  "Find and replace" can be a great friend and timesaver but when it turns... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6619

Heredity Beard

Heredity - Not always a good thing. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
399

Marriage

Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby sitter when 6 year old Kyle said, "You can't sit in Daddy's seat!" "Daddy's not home," the baby sitter replied. "Since I'm responsible for you while h... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1423

Quote #1299

"Fault Finding is like window washing - all the dirt seems to be on the other side." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2558

Parties

What are the three great American parties? Democrat, Republican, and Tupperware.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1477

One-liner #0850

"Is it just me or does the word skeptical look like it's spelled wrong?" read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6910

Rejected Invitation

Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. "Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1242

Cybersalt News - May 17, 2012

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! I am happy to announce a new feature on the Cybersalt Site!  If there is one thing for the site that has been requested more than any other, it is to have a better sea... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3094

How to Attend a Meeting

To really succeed in a business or organization, it is sometimes helpful to know what your job is, and whether it involves any duties.  Ask among your coworkers.  "Hi," you should say. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1525

Quote #1298

"Tell me and I will forget. Show me and I may remember. Involve me and I will understand." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3174

Ford Air Conditioning

It was a sweltering August day when the Greenberg brothers entered the posh Dearborn, Michigan, offices of carmaker, Henry Ford. "Mr. Ford," announced Hyman Greenberg, the eldest of the three, we hav... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1504

One-liner #0849

"It used to be all fun and games."- Cyclops read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4218

Marriage Counselling

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explai... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 15, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  I actually intended to share it for Mother's Day but forgot.  You will find "Cat Mom Hugs Kitten" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/cat-mom-hugs-kitten... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3277

Proud Mom

Mitchell, a kindergartener, practiced spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: "cat," "dog," "dad," and "mom" had been proudly displayed for all to see.One morning while getting ready for t... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1714

Disaster Encounter

"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know. He could only hope that somewhe read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1467

Quote #1297

"Jealousy is counting someone else's blessings rather than your own." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1525

One-liner #0848

"Whoever said that nothing rhymes with orange clearly doesn't know the correct pronunciation of nothing." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2462

Alcohol and Calculus

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5638

Owl Friend

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl finally called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1302

Mother's Day 2012

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisI was really impressed with how my church handled Mother's Day this year - it's easy for the women in a congregation to be divided into mothers and non-mothers, but this can be... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1171

Cybersalt News - May 13, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day! It's been a while since I was able to send out the Cybersalt Digest, but I made the extra effort today so I could tell you all what a great mom I hav... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1630

Motherly Ways

Tammy and Sean had been living together for about 6 months. Sean's mother had always been suspicious of the two's relationship, even though her son insisted there was nothing going on. One day the mo... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1360

Quote #1296

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."- Mark Twain read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1542

One-liner #0847

"Living with a toddler is like using a blender with no lid." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3959

What Mom's Really Want

Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want...* 10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any "floaties" (ie, backwash) 9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question w... read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
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Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1625

Car

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisI didn't think anything much of the email from Matt that popped up on my screen at work today: the subject was Car, and I hoped that ours was still running. I was fairly sure I... read more..

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