Monthly Archive

May 2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 83 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2105
3 min read

A New Challenge

The seed was planted when I changed my closet over from winter to summer clothes (we kind of missed spring here this year). I weeded out a few t-shirts and tank tops I hadn’t worn and wouldnR... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1358
<1min

Live YOUR Life For God

We need to live our life for God - not other's lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130512.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130512.mp3">   ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1988
2 min read

Mother’s Day

It is my first Mother’s Day to be a mother. Three months into this new role, however, it doesn’t always feel real. After all, I feel like the same person inside as I was last year and the ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1893
3 min read

MOMS - preschoolers

RAISING.. and corraling the little ones.  From birth through preschool your next 4 or 5 years is a crazy busy time where your anticipation for the birth of your child is now replaced with read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3714
<1min

New Survivor

Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? Here's the details: - 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks - Each kid plays two sports and either... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2520
4 min read

Moms - Expecting

  Expecting Moms...Long before the pitter patter of little feet a seed is planted in fertile soil.. and the miracle of life begins.  Never thought your motherhood condition would be descr read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1799
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, I'm back.  Once again I've been busier than a one armed man in a broom factory gathering no moss - or something like that.  Remember, if during one of these ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3898
2 min read

Mother's Dictionary

Mother's Dictionary Amnesia:A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. Bottle Feeding:An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too. Defense:What you'd better ha... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4638
<1min

If They Had a Doting Mother

*If They Had a Doting Mother* MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?" COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've disc read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2569
<1min

What is a Grandmother?

What is a grandmother? (Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds.) A grandmother is a lady who has no little children of her own. She likes other people's. A grandfather is a man gra... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2065
<1min

Quote #1369

"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the Sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."- C.S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4864
<1min

Quasimodo Pun

Unexpectedly the bells in the Quasimodo's tower began to ring again. I have a hunch he's back!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2480
<1min

One-liner #0921

Remember half the people you know are below average.... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2453
<1min

Rahab

This bible cartoon from Joshua 2 retells the story of Rahab the prostitute assisting the 2 spies with escaping from Jericho read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2571
<1min

Aaron's Staff Budding

This Bible cartoon from Numbers 17:8 tells of Aaron's staff budding and produced almonds read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2135
<1min

A bill from God

This bible cartoon from Matthew 18:21-35 shares we are forgiven by God read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1751
<1min

Adrianne

This bible cartoon from 1st Timothy 6:12 illustrates the fight the good fight message from the Apostle Paul read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1996
<1min

Adult Tree or adultry

This church cartoon shares a senior moment where poor hearing results in misunderstood sermon read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
3242
<1min

King Ahab and Queen Jezebel

This bible cartoon from 1st Kings retells the story of Evil King Ahab marrying Wicked Queen Jezebel read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2129
<1min

Ahab Dies

This bible cartoon from 1st Kings 22:34-38 retells the day a stray arrow killed King Ahab read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1620
<1min

Black Cat Speaks Out

This Halloween cartoon shares the black cat speaking out read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
3395
<1min

Braces - song of solomon teeth

This bible cartoon shares a paraphrase of Song of Solomon regarding teeth and braces read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1630
<1min

Broke Back Mountain

This broke back mountain cartoon shares a heavy cowboy breaking the back of his burrow Beauty read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1970
<1min

Coach Rant

This basketball cartoon features James 1:19 reminding coaches to be be slow to anger read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1925
<1min

Coach Shut Up

This sports cartoon shares the Proverbs 15:1 a gentle answer turns away wrath read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2705
<1min

Football Coach Yells

This football cartoon features Proverbs 17:25 advises this coach not to yell, but to use kind words read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1798
<1min

Trick or Treat - in Hell

This Halloween cartoon features Trick of Treat in Hell read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1790
<1min

Trick or Treat - in Hell 2

This Halloween cartoon features Trick of Treat in Hell read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2644
3 min read

Holy Spirit

< Spiritual v Physical  This life is not one to venture out on your own, and the promise from Jesus Christ of a comforter assures us we are not on our own. Of course it is not easy to get read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1633
<1min

Holidays in Hell

Halloween... April Fools Day Easter Fathers Day read more..

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