May 2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

20 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Pork Alias

A farmer called his pig Ball Point. Well, it wasn't its real name, just a pen name.... read more..

20 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2852

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When I worked for the security department of a large retail store, my duties included responding to fire and burglar alarms. A side door of the building was wired with a security alarm, because it was... read more..

20 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1418

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One-liner #1476

If everything goes perfectly, something's wrong.... read more..

19 May

Uncategorised

Peter

1254

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Testing Modules Anywhere

Not Everything Is As It Seems

For the last five days, I have not been able to sleep nor close my eyes at night. It’s been a nightmare. During the last four weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have been s... read more..

17 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1003

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Cybersalt News - May 17, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! It was recently announced that Dr. Ravi Zacharias, of the most respected thinkers and apologists of this generation, is terminally ill with cancer. In this week's vide... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4549 - May 17, 2020

17 May

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

34

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4549 - May 17, 2020

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! It was recently announced that Dr. Ravi Zacharias, of the most respected thinkers and apologists of this generation, is terminally ill with cancer. In read more..

16 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #1913

“If you try to grow the church, you may or may not get disciples. But if you grow disciples, you will always get the church.” - Mike Breen read more..

16 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3787

<1min

40 Year Solution

My parents have been married for almost 40 years. Whenever anyone asks my Dad how they've stayed married for so long, he claims they are compatible. They both like to fight! He also says that they ha... read more..

16 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3263

<1min

Wearied Woman

My wife took up gardening. All she grew was tired.... read more..

16 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1367

<1min

One-Liner #1475

There's more to photography than meets the eye.... read more..

16 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2349

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Bible Speed Reading

The pastor had been disturbed by a person who was a fast reader. "We shall now read the Twenty-third Psalm in unison," he announced. "Will the lady who is always by 'the still waters' while the rest... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4548 - May 14, 2020

14 May

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

36

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4548 - May 14, 2020

Issue #4548 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of the new (to me) quotes from the last read more..

14 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1030

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Cybersalt News - May 14, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of the new (to me) quotes from the last couple of weeks is "We're not all in the same boat, we're all in the same storm." I was reminded of this today when I received a... read more..

13 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4889

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Animal Gifts

A retiring farmer, in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals, so he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man was the boss, he gave a horse. To the hou... read more..

13 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4037

<1min

Work Phrases Explained

Advanced Design: Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency's copywriters. All New: Parts not interchangeable with existing models. Approved: Needs revising Automatic: That which you cannot repa... read more..

13 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2532

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Missteps

I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped into a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I missed my step and fell down an entire flight of stairs (13 to be... read more..

13 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1592

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Quote #1912

"When he called his society together, Jesus gave its members a new way of life to live. He gave them a new way to deal with offenders - by forgiving them; He gave them a new way to deal with v read more..

13 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1766

<1min

On Ice

Since hockey has been cancelled, no one has seen the Zamboni driver. But I'm sure he will resurface eventually.... read more..

13 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1444

<1min

One-Liner #1474

I would give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter!... read more..

10 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1761

4 min read

Every Dilemma Has a Silver Blessing

For the last several weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself have been enjoying some quiet time in our parsonage. I cannot remember the last time we had such quiet time all to ourselv... read more..

10 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1008

2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 10, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today is Mother's Day and with the worldwide pandemic it will be a very different one for most of us. Today, let's also remember that Mother's day was already difficult for... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4547 - May 10, 2020

10 May

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

38

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4547 - May 10, 2020

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Today is Mother's Day and with the worldwide pandemic it will be a very different one for most of us. Today, let's also remember that Mother's day was alrea read more..

09 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2982

<1min

My Mother the Car

At the Museum of Television: "The first episode of 'My Mother the Car' marks the very first airing of an auto-pilot."... read more..

09 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

1465

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One-Liner #1473

Mother: She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn’t take them along.... read more..

09 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1824

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Quote #1911

"Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever." - unknown read more..

09 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Tired Mom

I had put in an 18-hour day at work and was upset to find my four-year-old Zack asleep in bed with my husband when I got home. Zack squirms so much it is impossible to get a decent night's sleep when ... read more..

Mother's Day, Kind Gestures, Good Intentions

09 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3116

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Mother's Day, Kind Gestures, Good Intentions

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to being brought breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen. Finally,... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4546 - May 7, 2020

07 May

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

42

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4546 - May 7, 2020

Issue #4546 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Down through my life many people have wished read more..

07 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1002

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Cybersalt News - May 7, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Down through my life many people have wished I would cover my face when going out in public. Wish granted! Grandma Cybersalt and I are very thankful to a friend of ours ... read more..