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"When I'm hungry, I eat what I love, When I'm bored, I do something I love. When I'm lonely, I connect with someone I love. When I feel sad, I remember that I am loved." - Michelle May read more..

A kiss is a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.... read more..

After the wild game dinner, the taxidermist felt stuffed.... read more..

As the shopping centre's marketing director, I was putting the finishing touches on an ad. I asked Nancy, the newspaper's sales representative, how to spell "eligible." She wrote it down on a card she... read more..

A parts manager for a small tool repair shop, had occasion to order part No. 669 from the factory. But when he received it he noticed that someone had sent part No. 699 instead. Furious at the factor... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! As you know, I've been sharing videos in the Sunday Cybersalt mailings, but I'm starting to collect a bumper crop of them so I am going to begin sharing some on Thursdays a... read more..

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you... read more..

  "Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places." - Garrison Keillor read more..

More money is now spent amusing children than was spent on the education of their grandparents.... read more..

Ted Lawrence awakened from a deep sleep. What was that noise? He could have sworn he just heard music coming from somewhere. But that was impossible. He was alone in the house. There it was again, c... read more..

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When... read more..

During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps. One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "Yes," se... read more..

I have always appreciated shortcuts in life. If I can find a shortcut, I will take it because time is valuable to me. I take pride in coming up with a shortcut that actually saves me time. Howeve... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone, and Happy Mother's Day to all who are able to celebrate today. Last week I mentioned that my good friend, Dr. Harold McNabb had published a book, entitled "Spirit... read more..

"Motherhood is never about training your children to be good so they won’t ever fall. It’s about letting them see you fall in love every day with a good God." - Ann Voskamp read more..

One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, four to go, and twenty when you get back for the babysitter.... read more..

“Since I have the shape of a yeast roll, don't you think I would make a good roll model?” - Lawrence Brotherton... read more..

Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox. Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and hap... read more..

As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you, everyone, for your patience and kind words after last Thursday's mailing was skipped due to the pain in my right foot. I'll be honest, "Arthur" really delivered ... read more..

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out... read more..

  "A preacher's life should be a commentary of his doctrine; his practice should be a counterpart of his sermons." - Thomas Brooks read more..

She suffers in silence louder than anyone I know!... read more..

General Mills makes Corn Chex, Rice Chex, etc. If the Post company bought these brands, then I have a new product for them. Take some Wheat Chex, add pieces of fresh dates and a little cinnamon and s... read more..

While sitting on the train one day, the man next to me started screaming, "Call me a doctor! Call me a doctor!" I asked, "Are you sick?" "No," he replied, "I just graduated from medical school."... read more..

Two older women, Colleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a party at their country club. "My dear," said Melinda, "Are those real pearls?" "They are," replied Colleen. "Of cou... read more..

When Stalin completed 25 years of his rule over Russia, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed the Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of inter... read more..

Stress is not something new in my life or anybody else's, for that matter. The thing about stress is that you never get used to it, or at least I don't. I don't know what I would do if one week I had ... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Sorry for there being no mailing last Chicken Thursday. Every now and then I have a touch of arthritis in my right foot and a really bad flare up had me stuck on the couch ... read more..

Following a heavy-metal rock concert, one punk rocker stopped at the front desk of the hotel and asked if she had any messages. The desk clerk handed her an unsigned note, and she asked for a descript... read more..