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I look both ways before crossing a one-way street; that's how little faith I have in humanity!... read more..

Arranging Goliath's funeral ... was a giant undertaking!... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have a really bad man-cold so that's all the news today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

*If Men Got Pregnant* - Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay. - There would be a cure for stretch marks. - Natural childbirth would become obsolete. - Morning sickness would rank as read more..

If I had a dollar for every time I used algebra in my adult life, I'd have 'n' dollars.... read more..

A man rushed to the jewelry counter in the store where I work soon after the doors opened one morning and said he needed a pair of diamond earrings. I showed him a wide selection, and quickly he picke... read more..

Money can buy a house, but not a home.Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.Money can buy a clock, but not time.Money can buy a book, but not knowledge.Money can buy food, but not an appetite.Money can b... read more..

"Sometimes the worst place you can be is in your own head." - unknown read more..

A friend of mine said she didn't understand cloning. I said, "That makes two of us!"... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! It is one week until Father's Day! Why not get that special man in your life something cool like this portable power bank for quickly and fully charging his phone or tablet... read more..

Generally speaking, and who speaks generally anymore these days, I am not much of a holiday fan. There seems to be a holiday every day of the week. So many holidays that I cannot keep up and quite&nbs... read more..

Mom, God's so neat, and heaven's supposed to be so great. Could me and Michael go there Saturday for a sleep-over? --- Our seven-year-old daughter, Clarisa, was not really excited about going to Sun... read more..

Around this time of the year, my thoughts wander back to my father. He’s been gone quite a spell but his memory lingers. I often wonder what he would think of what is happening in our world today if h... read more..

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me - all under age 11. Collecting ... read more..

"Nothing is written in stone." Seriously? read more..

"Oh, the majesty of French Justice, which forbids rich and poor, alike, to sleep on park benches!" - Anatole France read more..

"Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has." - Billy Graham read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a fresh one at that! Grandma Cybersalt and I have returned from our travels. We were in Ontario to visit with family and to attend the Associated Gospel Churches Natio... read more..

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." - Edward Abbey read more..

Three people were trying to get into heaven. Peter asked the first, "Who's there?" "It's me, Albert Jones," the voice replied. St.  Peter let him in. Then St. Peter asked the second one the se... read more..

Did you hear about the bruin that was seen riding a horse and using a long stick to hit a little white ball? It was a very rare sighting of a polo bear.... read more..

"When he called his society together, Jesus gave its members a new way of life to live.  He gave them a new way to deal with offenders - by forgiving them; He gave them a new way to deal wi read more..

My husband and I had gone to a restaurant with friends. When the hostess led us to a circular booth, we noticed the vinyl seat was covered with crumbs and asked if it could be cleaned off. The young ... read more..

You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change. Before you take off, the flight attendant tells you to fasten your Velcro. The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas... read more..