Monthly Archive

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing ... read more..

Like everybody else, I have my share of trouble. It’s not that I want to get into trouble, but trouble always seems to be somewhere near where I am at the time. I regret that time when I was first int... read more..

I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's been laying outside an... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are wondering if anyone out there would like to help by making the Cleanguote graphics that go out in the Cybersalt Digest? If you are, drop me an e... read more..

Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here ... read more..

"Challenges are what make life interesting. Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful." - Joshua J. Marine read more..

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? "A shoe."... read more..

My going out clothes have missed me so much; I put them on yesterday and they hugged me so tightly I couldn't move!... read more..

My brother wants me to find him a summer job. He asked me to check with my boss, my friends, my business associates. Then he asked me to run off 100 copies of his resume, call up the employment agenc... read more..

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small note- books?" "Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out." The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well... read more..

One day this past week, I decided to stay home and catch up on a little bit of reading. It's not often that I take a day and not go to the office and just pander around the house. Sometimes it's neces... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! If the saying, "The best things in life are free" is true, kindness has to be one of the best things in life. It costs nothing to be kind to someone. Gentle words of encou... read more..

"There is a wisdom of the head, and ... there is a wisdom of the heart." - Charles Dickens, Hard Times read more..

One time we were driving through a construction zone and the sign said, SPEED LIMIT 35mph AHEAD. There were four of us in the car so we were through there in no time.... read more..

Before I could start my first job right out of college, I had to present evidence that I was a U.S. citizen. I showed up with my driver's license and birth certificate. The clerk looked at my driver's... read more..

A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday. "I'd like a little brother," a boy said. "Oh my, that's such a big wish," said the mother. "Why do you want a little brother"? "Wel... read more..

When a teenager is watching TV, listening to her music, and talking on the phone, she is probably doing her homework.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been a pretty busy day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, so this week the news is not news: wherever you are - be it morning, afternoon, evening or tomorrow - I ... read more..

A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter. The lady asks, "What in the world is that?" "Beef tongue," replies the but... read more..

  "The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook." - William James read more..

The student asked the professor how many problems there would be on the final exam. The professor looked the student over and replied, "I think you will have lots of problems on the final."... read more..

One day while shopping, my chatter bug daughter who was three at the time introduced herself to the lady behind us at the check out. She proceeded to tell the lady her sister's name and then said and... read more..

“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.” – Steven Wright... read more..

- You've read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2021 - You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis. - You've definitively figured out a way to get Gi read more..