July 2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1350

29 Jul

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Quote #0827

"A mind in the gutter is a life down the drain." read more..

29 Jul

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1624

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Quote #0828

"A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt." read more..

29 Jul

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1538

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Quote #0829

"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the lawn mower is broken." read more..

29 Jul

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1627

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Quote #0830

"A procrastinator's work is never done." read more..

29 Jul

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1516

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Quote #0831

"A skeptic sees the handwriting on the wall but claims it's a forgery" read more..

29 Jul

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Quote #0832

"Ain't no horse can't be rode; ain't no cowboy can't be throwed." read more..

29 Jul

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Quote #0833

"All generalizations are false." read more..

29 Jul

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1513

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Quote #0834

"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh."- W. H. Auden, 1907-1973, English-born American poet read more..

29 Jul

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Quote #0835

"An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason."- C. S. Lewis read more..

29 Jul

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Quote #0836

"An idea that is clear and precise even though false will always have greater power in the world than an idea that is true but complex."- Alexis de Tocqueville read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1569

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Quote #0837

"An optimist is the human personification of spring."- Susan J. Bissonette read more..

29 Jul

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Quote #0838

"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it."- E.B. White read more..

29 Jul

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Quote #0839

"Background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become." read more..

29 Jul

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Quote #0840

"Bad thoughts are like germs. Build up your immunity!" read more..

29 Jul

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1466

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Quote #0841

"Christ died for men precisely because men are not worth dying for; to make them worth it."- C. S. Lewis read more..

29 Jul

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1447

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Quote #0842

"Christmas is the time when many people get Santamental." read more..

29 Jul

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Quote #0843

"Common sense isn't." read more..

29 Jul

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1571

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Quote #0844

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."- Pablo Picasso read more..

29 Jul

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1443

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Quote #0845

"Courage is fear that has said its prayers." read more..

29 Jul

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1716

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Quote #0846

"Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being." read more..

29 Jul

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Quote #0847

"Death and taxes may be certain, but we don't have to die every year."~Unknown read more..

29 Jul

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Quote #0848

"Diplomacy in Leadership: The art of letting someone else have your way." read more..

29 Jul

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1436

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Quote #0849

"Do not mess with the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." read more..

29 Jul

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Quote #0850

"Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up." read more..

29 Jul

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1484

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Quote #0851

"Don't sell your mule to buy a plow." read more..

29 Jul

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Quote #0852

"Earth's crammed with Heaven, and every common bush afire with God; but only he who sees takes off his shoes."- Elizabeth Barrett Browning read more..

29 Jul

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1547

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Quote #0853

"Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty."- Mark Twain read more..

29 Jul

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1516

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Quote #0854

"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." read more..

29 Jul

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Quote #0855

"Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little the thing is really worth."- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915), American author, "A Message to Garcia" read more..

29 Jul

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Quote #0856

"Every path has some puddles " read more..